As smooth as Temari's legs.

Temari decided Konoha was both the smartest and dumbest of the 5 great nations. Oh it had the best Medical Program, best technology, the best tacticians, and so on. But also no one could see what 2 feet in front of them was. Case in point, somehow no one figured out Naruto was Minato's kid despite being the only 2 people in the Land of Fire with honey blond hair and blue eyes.

Or more applicable to this situation, she had been planning to seduce Naruto for weeks now and not only was her husband clueless, and the Hyuga girl in love with Naruto was clueless, but she also now had permission to fall back on.

And of course, no one embodied this idea more than Naruto Uzumaki himself. Master Sage, beat some of the strongest people in history and always an inspiration, but getting to the restaurant the man had no idea how to deal with her beyond however she wanted him to.

They sat in a corner booth separated from the rest of the restaurant by a sliding door, with Shikamaru on one side and the blondes on the other. And seconds after sitting down she had put Naruto's hand on her exposed thigh and he had been groping ever since, face tight as he tried not to give the game away, not knowing they both already knew.

After the meal and Naruto's hand realizing Temari did not have on any panties or the like, Temari gestured for Shikamaru to vanish and he nervously excused himself to the bathroom. Temari taking the chance to swing around and straddle Naruto and start grinding.

The poor confused man groaned but grabbed her ass like a good boy instead. He went to speak but Temari used a finger to silence him. "Shush now Handsome. This" She put her hanr onto Naruto's head. "Doesn't need to think. THIS" She reached down and grabbed his cock through his pants, her hand having trouble getting around the hidden monster. "THIS can do all your thinking for you about me."

She rubbed her body on his, his breath in pants, and she kissed him, slow, sensual, and had him moaning. "What does this tell you to do?"

Naruto shook his head for a moment before giving in. "Fuck you." He growled.

Temari smiled and nodded. "To fuck me? How about this, to bring me up to my room tonight and use me as your three hole whore? How does that sound."

He growled harder and his hands on her hips tightened. "Fuck yes. I...I don't care, YES." He growled.

And Temari dripped at that growl. "Good, that's all you need. From now on if your dick tells you to do something to me, you do it. Come on, let's get to work." And she stood up, pulling him along.

Shikamaru returned as they stood and Temari told him to pay before the blonde pair left, Naruto's hand visibly on her bare ass as her dress rode up, Shikamaru almost cumming in his pants like the cuck he was happy to be becoming.

He paid and ran upstairs to his room, on the wall was a Seal he had placed earlier. When touched would turn the wall into a one-way wall, clearly showing him and letting him hear everything in the next room. The room Temari and Naruto were in.

He touched the Seal and the wall shifted to show him.