As it always wood

You awaken in the morning and slide into the floor. Your belly is only the size of a beach ball now. You stretch on the floor.

“Good morning! Looks like you absorbed a good portion of what you had in there!”

“Did I?” You look down and see two C cup breasts on your chest. “What?” You freeze in shock.

“Kind of expected bigger tits with how big you were last night, right?” Sasha giggles.

“I didn’t expect any.” You pull yourself up to stand. “I must’ve built some muscles at least. It’s pretty easy to move around now.” You pose. You hear the click of her phone talking a photo.

“Here, take a look,” Sasha sits upright. You naturally sit on her lap and she wraps her arms around you and you look at her phone. “You put on weight in all the right places. Your butt is rounding out, your hips are larger, and your thighs are thickening.”

“And I have big boobs,” you state flatly.

“They look great! I told you the company doesn’t pay any mind to gender. *I* have a dick and tits too, remember! So do many executives. Go clean up and shower and let’s head to work.”