As a wife should

Alexandra woke and began to hug and kiss John.

"Now we have a club," John said. "Why don't we get ourselves daughters? Each will have a different job in the club."

"I love that idea!" Alexandra said and soon, three women were teleported into the club.

Jessica Alba would serve as the slutty party girl daughter, whose job it was to pick the music the strippers danced to.

Kylie Jenner would be the shy nerd, whose job was to make sure the equipment worked properly, as well as keep track of the profits.

Finally, Selena Gomez would be the athletic tomboy daughter who also served as head stripper. She would be in charge of all the other strippers.

John and Alexandra woke their new daughters up.