Arrival in Leipzig

You sleep on the plane, worn out from cumming so much.

A stewardess helps you into your wheelchair and pushes you through the plane. As soon as you exit, you see two blonde, big breasted women in traditional Bavarian attire, holding large mugs of beer in each hand.

"Ah, wilkommen to Deutschland" they say.

"Shit, I thought I was going to Germany."

"Very funny Mr. Comedian, you are in Germany." says the taller blonde, with slightly larger boobs. She hands you a mug of beer, and forces you to drink. You struggle at first, but stop resisting as the bitter liquid reaches your stomach.

"I need to-"

They pour another beer down your throat. You cough some of it up.

"I need to get to Leipzig S-"

They pour another mug of beer down your throat. You try to struggle but they hold your arms back.

"I gotta-"

They pour the last mug down your throat.

"Perfektion! Now you have been cleared for security"

"I gotta, I gotta get to Leipzig uhhh"

You struggle to remember the name of the university.

"Yes, Mister Comedian, you are in Leipzig. That is correct. Ve are all laughing at your joke."

"The-I need to get to the uhhh. The university with uhh. Why'd you make me drink so much?"

"It is a matter of security. We make all foreign visitors **** so they won't cause any trouble."

"But, what about Muslims? Or Mormons"

"Ja, they are exempt."

"You didn't even ask."

They ignore this criticism.

"You didn't even ask."

"Okay Mr. Comedian, let's send you to detainment. You're not making any sense."

Heavily armed guards push your wheelchair into an open cell. You're too drunk to resist.

In your cell is an older black woman with glasses, her hair braided.

"They tried to make you drink too?"

"They did this after I questioned them."

"Figures. They want to silence the critics of their regime. I'm Alice."

"John. And I need to get to the, the uhh" You struggle to remember exactly what the university is called.

"Whereas Britain derives it's governance from 1984, Germany is inspired by Brave New World. Controlling it's population through ****."

"I never read those books"

Alice pauses, grabbing the bars and leaning. She turns around.

"Imagine if you will, a state that can no longer impose it's will on others through ****. What weapons would it be able to wield?"

"Finance-capital?"

"Correct. Just as European countries keep their former colonies in check through assassinations and predatory loans, Germany keeps control of Europe through it's economy."

"Wow" You say, thinking about having sex instead of talking.

"Germans tried to destroy Europe through Lutheranism, sparking the 30 years war, and killing 12 million people. Then, they tried to destroy Europe through world wars, being defeated in the process but leaving an even greater **** toll. The holocaust claimed the lives of 12 million, but that number doesn't include those killed in massacres by the werhmacht. Or those killed by Nazi satellite states and allies. This history is so ignored, that Stranger Things had even shot part of season four on a Lithuanian mass grave, where 100,000 people, including 70,000 Jews were massacred. Today the site is a Stranger Things themed hotel."

"Wow. So Russia is the bad guys or Germany is the bad guys or Europe is the bad guys?"

"They're all bad. Not equally, but differently. Avoid such a manichean understanding of geopolitics."

"And America?"

She laughs. You laugh too, unsure at what's so funny.

"Here's the thing. I'm really confused. I was supposed to be taken to a semen extraction university, in order to get treatment for my disease. Then they got me drunk and **** me into a cage."

"Oh shit. You have testiculus crepitus? My wife's son has it. How many treatments have you had today?"

You think for a minute.

"Is it... what day is it? How long did I sleep on the plane?"

"Okay sweetie, listen. I'm going to call a guard and get you help."

She yells, and a guard comes. The two speak in German. She begins to yell, and he leaves.

"Are they gonna help me?"

"They said they'll bring you to the university after your time is up. You still have a few hours."

"Shit."

"Listen, I can help you out."