Arnold immediately rushed to Carter’s room and swung the door wide open. “Carter!”
Carter turned as he turned his monitor off. “Little Arnold. You know the rules!” Carter yelled as Arnold stood in his room again.
“I don’t care about your stupid rules! You posted pics of my… my penis!” Arnold cried. “That was between you and me. Not only that but you made it seem like that was my penis’s full length.”
Carter rolled his eyes. “That was your penis. Little Arnold. And all the girls now know. There’s nothing more.”
“Wait,” Arnold said. “Please. There has to be a way to tell everyone the truth about my penis. My… my measurements…”
Carter raised an eyebrow. “Your measurements?”
“Yeah, measure my penis soft and hard for real,” Arnold said. “Then they’ll know that my penis isn’t so small.”
Carter smiled. “Alright, but you have to strip naked. Don’t worry. I have a ruler right here.”
Arnold nodded as he stripped his clothes off. He shivered at the cold air and Carter pulled out a metal ruler. Carter pressed the ruler against Arnold’s penis and it was ice cold. Carter measured it. And then Carter gently stroked Arnold’s penis as he grinned. The penis extended to just one inch before it deflated. Arnold gulped as Carter said.
“Thank you for your cooperation,” Carter said.
Arnold reached for his clothes, but Carter stopped him. “Wait. You don’t get to barge in my room twice and get away with it. Leave your clothes right there. I want you to go get the mail just like that. Since you want everyone to know about your little penis, it shouldn’t be a problem.”
Arnold gulped as he raced down the stairs naked as the day as he was born.
