Ares

Diana was stunned to see her half brother Ares standing there, looking more smug than she had ever seen him. Some part of her longed to cover herself, to protect herself from Ares' gaze but she felt to do so would only make her weaker.

"Ares!" She exclaimed. "What are you doing here? Did you take my clothes?"

"Of course I did." He stated matter of fact. "And if you behave you might get them back."

"What do you want?" She asked through gritted teeth. She didn't like the way he was looking at her, it made her feel more naked than ever. Not to mention the fact that as a Greek God, he had no qualms when it came to siblings.

"Just a moment of your time. You see, not only did I take your clothes but I'm the reason you'll never wear them again."

It took a moment for Diana to figure out what he meant. "You! You convinced the Pantheon to give me this curse."

"What curse?" He asked smugly. "You grow more powerful do you not?"

"By being naked. By being **** to humiliate myself."

"When were you ****? I did not strip you, you did that yourself."

Diana was silent for a moment. As much as she hated him, she knew he was right. She was losing that fight and chose to strip naked in order to win. "They could have made me stronger with my clothes on."

"To what end?" He asked before pulling her uniform seemingly out of nowhere. All folded up with her bracelets and tiara on top. "Take your uniform then, if it means so much to you though it'll do you no good."

Diana quickly moved towards him and grabbed her clothes, holding it over her crotch in what she hoped was a casual position. "What do you mean 'it'll do me no good'?"

"Well, you were so quick to strip naked when it came to winning that fight. I'm sure it won't take you too long to do it again." He placed a hand on her bare shoulder and gazed longingly at her face. "Sooner or later you'll realise that there's no point in wearing clothes at all. Until next time" he said before disappearing.

Diana stood there for a moment, naked save for the clothes she held in her hands as she pondered his words. He was right of course. Given the choice between stripping naked and losing a fight, she would strip naked in a heartbeat just as she did today. It wouldn't end here, she'd have more naked adventures unless she found a way to fix it.

Diana was so lost in thought that she almost didn't hear Superman land behind her and clear his throat. She turned to greet him and saw him with is spare key.

"How did you get your clothes back?"