Are you serious?

A sudden realization dawn on me.

Magic was real!

Holy Shit! Magic was REAL!

Nope, I am not getting in the middle of this. If this beta version of UnHelper Bot#11 can make the smart and sophisticated Siri, slut out. Then what about the final version? If the user found out that I tried to use this water down version on their possessions I am screwed for sure.

If the Techno Club has magical powers, then doesn't the Occult Club really exists?

Shit, are even witches real?

At that moment,, the devil on my shoulder postulated that, magic was real, so even we could get the final version. Maybe, we could even control other users of HB#11. Imagine the amount of power that would lead to my hands. Yes, I can get the final version, I can be the king of a harem of witches. I can be the most powerful being there was.

Then, the fear in me said a few simple words.

They have magical powers, they can kill you.

And thus the fear in me completely overwhelmed the devil that was taunting me to keep going.

Without further thought I destroyed my new phone and buried my head in sand and lived out he rest of my college years, like any other schmoe.

THE END