Archeological Findings of Hidden Power

Artifacts,curses, & items(Inspired by Itemsofpower,The Crown, the Ring & all Things Between,Cursedgame&lootmechanics,Artifacts of Exposure.All w/exception of deaths unless stated otherwise): Energy source stamp tagger:The only source left behind from extraterrestial life found in the Valley of the Pharaohs, it can stamp any object with its different coded stamps built-in & following functions: Playboy stamp: Holder would masturbate, Snake stamp: Snakes would masturbate the holder, Kick me stamp: Holder would get masturbated or kicked, Shrink stamp: Holder shrinks for 1hr, Animal stamp(Egypt Mau logo): Holder turned to a random animal for 1hr-All can reactivate within 5hrs.Airzooka with Inducing Lust of Conffetti(sometimes within Geisers,forbidden Nile Palm forest & Giza pyramids):Causes lust, making one masturbate, the perfect wedding crasher item.Tainted reality remote:Found in the Apis tomb of Seti.Control or reverse time itself for 10s.Ring of 3 emeralds:Changes someone by saying of 3 words for limited amount of time to an hour,can revive. Humility Grimoire of the ages: Each time the title gets called out, invisible ink written in its pages would be shown. Can write with its unlimited supply of invisible ink which makes things come to reality & has some hidden spells like the Sprint & Walkless Vulnus spell chant: 'Trek-ke Aviesta'.Necklace of truth:Wear & what you say comes true. Giza's Chastity chains of endurement wall trap:Forces victim an Antitailwigglechain,Chastitycrotchbelt,LivecamLavenderScentedCrystalRover upon one of the Victim's privates, emberassing them as it records aroused into the public displays of Cairo which visitors can listen to their every moan by bt wireless bought earpods.Posture collar: follows orders to beholder of the Artifact Amulet of Dominance.Artifact Amulet Of Dom: Makes Posture collared obey. Artifact Keyofdesire persuades a victim to humiliating acts & get into the dreamworld. Calmity curse: Random curses happen within range of purple hazed clouds in the forbidden Nile Palm forest, way to get rid of it can take days depending on which or could be from a Tbd Artifact.Mercy Pov#2: In an airport somewhere in Ferelia.You wanted to travel to Cairo Egypt for sometime & you thought, why not apply to a company that allows their guests to work in that said country, it'll be fun, you so thought. Thing is, you didn't know what sort of booby traps were scathered around in Egypt until today. You just wanted to find the lost mummy of Cleopatra & thank that old woman mummy queen for whatever deeds she did like the rest before that you have thanked.You are none other than the famous Archeological Mindflayer Halfling named Mercy with her impatient feline cat Caty & her trouble making Kabold niece, she had to take care of..Trillia. They say 2 negatives = a positive so, you miscalculated the stereotypical facts that that's never true & think that could be true, when that is like just a few of math type issue situations where most with a sane mind, all clearly know is not true.But what am I to say, can make for quite a thrilling story. You signed up for Traveling Enterprises Inc. A unique exclusive membership program with a slogan that reads"We will challenge Coalition Technologies,Wwoof,Climate conservation corps & other journalistic oppurtunists for better salaries. We stand with you" Really well promoted throughout airports to help with discounts & their travel dreams or to bring corporate ideas together. You told them you'd be better off being an Architect for who knows how long while you keep your original home to rent with help of them & your home city. "Splendid, do you have your <22lb Adidas handbag & Jansport backpack or similar ready?" "Yes & I'm taking my cat & niece if not mind" "Oof, 2 tough loyal companions..ah I remember my 1st time doing this"T.E. Ceo leader Tim said. "Really? How it went?" "Terrible, my findings went down the quicksand, they stuck there, lost some treasures through time to never be seen again" "Oh dear no!" "Dear yes" "I promise that won't happen to me" You say. "Quite doubtful but I'll question it with a uhem, is that so?" You nod. "Hmm..may have to revaluate my methods in life on how things work & let you be in your way to Egypt. Welcome on aboard to our team miss, we're glad to be your support" With that you were happy with tears of joy as you hug your new family-like club & start out your journey how you always dreamed of. To be an Archeological researcher. Just like the Dead Sea Scrolls & Indiana Jones' mysteries. Good times, good times.Oh & before you rode the plane, you prayed "Oh Thelema, Goddess of mine & the night, help me for I hope not to crash, Amen" Hmm..hoping is not taken as a bad omen nor jynx yourself off bad luck or anything. You get ready with popcorn as you peek into the adventure.