April 16, 2020

Dear Diary,

I've met someone!

Well, not met met. I've just chatted with him online. Where did I meet this special someone, you ask? Why, in a very lovely and normal sort of place, of course.

Hahah, just kidding, I met him in an anal fetish chatroom! I go by the fun name of BellaButtSlut, and NO that's not a Twilight reference. Or maybe it is? I dunno, anyway, Bella is a pretty name.

He goes by LordofAnalMayhem which, um, okay! He told me his name is Matt and swore it's his real name. Sure, whatever. I told him he can call me Bella and that maybe someday, like the day before our wedding, I'll tell him my real name.

Anyhoo. We've been chatting for a couple days now. I told him about the fun I've been having putting things in my butt and tasting them. He thinks I'm very sexy to be doing such stuff which, duh.

Yesterday while we chatted he told me to find something weird and yummy to stick up my ass. I had some leftover chicken teriyaki that I'd ordered in for lunch, so I shoved a few pieces of that, still warm, deep in me. I kept it inside me for a long time while we chatted and then he ordered me to squeeze it out onto a plate and eat it. Of course, no way I was going to do that on cam like he asked, but I did describe in loving detail how it felt to poop that food out (amazing) and how it tasted when I ate it (amazingly amazing). After I chowed down, I pushed my fingers back up my butt to get more of that yummy teriyaki sauce, which looked like something that should come out of an ass. But tasted sweet and delicious. ;)