April 19, 2020

Dear Diary,

Today I set up my phone so that it was pointed at my butt and while I chatted with Matt I pushed a ton of grapes into my asshole. Still no way I'm going to let him see me -- imagine if he knew who I was! -- but no harm in showing him my cute little tushy, right? He kept encouraging me to put more and more up me until, wow, I felt soooooo full. Like, soooo many grapes in my rectum. Matt likes that word, rectum. He told me when I say it over mic that I sound so fucking sexy. Rectum, rectum, rectum!

Anyway. When I started to squeeze out the grapes we both watched the livestream and my tiny asshole looked SO SEXY as it opened wide and pushed out each little pellet. No poop on them but Matt got all hot when I started going on about how they were covered in my shitjuice, and when I sucked them one by one, moaning and groaning, and slowly ate them, he jerked himself like crazy.

He wants me to show him my face, but how can I do that, Diary? The reputation of Anna Kendrick, America's Sweetheart, must be preserved!