Approach the studying pair

"I'll never get this!" Theodore Bradsworth yelled as he slammed the book back down onto the table. "These derivatives and limits and... calculus bullshit make no sense."

His tutor, Lindsey Armstrong, winced at both the **** of his slam and how loud her student was being. She suppressed her gut reaction of reminding him that he was in a library, knowing it wouldn't help. Instead, she hesitated for a brief moment before putting her hand on his arm, hoping it would reassure him. "Don't be so down, Theo!" she said while giving him a warm smile. "We've been going at it for two weeks now, and you're finally starting to improve! You'll get this; I swear it on the tight, virgin cunt that's between my legs!"

The sincerity of her promise made him look up at her, her radiant smile almost infectious. He blinked a few times, trying his best to regain his composure as he calmed himself. He really shouldn't have yelled at her; Lindsey had been nothing but supportive ever since Mrs. Deligner, his math teacher, had assigned her to him.

Theodore took a deep breath, reopening his book. "Alright, I think I'm ready to give it another shot." His tutor gave him another smile and scooted her chair a little closer, ready to continue the study session.

"Excuse me!" A voice shot out, diverting their attention away from the school material and towards a newcomer who'd decided to join their table. "Forgive me if I misheard, but did you just admit to being a virgin, my dear?" The pair watched as a member of school staff, a teacher neither of them have had before, sat down opposite of them. Lindsey recognized him as Mr. Dinger, one of the faculty members gossiped by the female student body for being a bit of a creep.

She blinked at his question, unsure how to respond to the newcomer. "Uh... Yes, yes I did. Can I help you, Mr. Dinger? I'm trying to help Theo with his calculus."

"I'm just here for a quick inquiry, my dear." He said, dismissing her question as he turned towards Theodore. "Besides, it looks to me like young Theo here was just about to ready to take a quick break, weren't you Theo?"

The young man shot a quick glance to the girl at his side, equally unsure what to make of the intruder. "Huh, yes..." He mumbled, his hand resting on the closed book. Regardless of what Mr. Dinger wanted from the both of them, he had arrived at the right time.

"Excellent! See? I'm not interrupting anything then!" Mr. Dinger flashed them a grin that bordered on the edge of creepy, Lindsey immediately noting that the gossip surrounding the teacher before her weren't wrong. "Now, Miss..."

"Lindsey Armstrong"

"...Miss Armstrong, would it be correct for me to assume that you've never seen a penis before?"

At his question, the girl blushed a deep scarlet, all her strength and confidence leaving her in an instant. As she nodded her answer, her pupil just stared as her, mouth slightly gaped at the admission. "You don't know what a penis looks like?" he asked before he could stop himself, the sheer surrealism of the situation momentarily making him lose his filter.

"I..." Despite her embarrassment, the girl was quick to regain her composure. "I'm sorry Mr. Dinger, but I'm going to have to ask that you leave us alone."

"I'm just trying to help out!" He said, leaning back as though she'd been the one asking the offensive questions. "Are two are studying anatomy, are you not? Tell me, how do you expect to fully educate Theodore on penises if you don't even know what they look like yourself?"

"Yes well, I mean... I..." The newly flustered girl was suddenly very interested in the color of the library's carpeting, seemingly unsure how to answer Mr. Dinger's question. Thankfully, Theodore decided to come to her rescue with a comment of his own.

"But, Mr. Dinger, sir, we're not even going over the unit that deals with reproduction, so I don't think Lindsey's lack of... experience with the matter is prevalent too-"

"My, you must really admire Miss Armstrong to come to her defense like that, don't you Theo?" The teacher interrupted, smirking.

"Ahh, well..." The student's blush admitted all.

With both students now having quieted, Mr. Dinger glanced from one to the other, wondering how he should proceed. Already he'd changed the subject of their studies and eliminated most of Lindsey's knowledge in regards to male anatomy. But, he wondered how much further he could take things.

An idea struck him, widening his grin.

"I think we can all agree that the best way to study anatomy isn't with books. After all, isn't it best to take a more hands on approach when it comes to learning how the human body works?" He knew he had them when they nodded. "Glad we're on the same page. Now, I think it's time I gave you two a quick lesson. Come, follow me."

Mr. Dinger stood up swiftly and quickly, turning around in order to head towards one of the empty study rooms. The sound of moving chairs and shuffling feet followed behind him.