Appetites are whetted, but not much else

Come Monday, Isaac found his observations from the previous week were a bit... off. None of his coworkers were heavier than last week- at least that he could tell. He could tell, however, that they were snacking more. During breaks, and in addition to their lunches, they were snacking a lot. Maybe not a lot? It was more than usual, that's for sure. Isaac found he had to restock the break room twice this week as opposed to the usual once, and even curated the selection a bit to better cater to his coworkers. Which, they all seemed to appreciate it.

He was sat at his desk on Friday, counting down the last couple hours before leaving for the weekend, when an email from the boss appeared.

"Hey Champ!" it started, as always, "Wanted to let you know to keep up the good work! Productivity is up 5% in just the first week! (WOW!) Hopefully, we can keep this going with 5% increases week over week! By next quarter we could see a 125% increase in productivity!" Isaac wasn't sure that was how that worked, "I've spoken to our mineral water provider and they'll be providing a more enhanced product to help us synergize more workforce mission-oriented solutions!" the email finally concluded.

Isaac could never get used to corporate lingo, but looking over to see Abby plopping a few small candies in her mouth while typing brought him some comfort. He was just happy they were enjoying it.