Anna, Filipino

Name: Anna “The Astonishing”

Age: 27

Nationality: Filipino

Occupation: Magician

Anna is a short woman, with a big smile. She wears black slacks, a white button up, a yellow dress vest, cape, top hat, and a pair of white gloves. She's got sharp brown eyes, and always looks like she has something up her sleeve, both metaphorically and literally. She's a scamp, basically.

“Greetings and salutations I’m Anna! You may remember me from the television show I had on this very channel before it was canceled because I wouldn't let the network president *beep beep beep beep* I am a magician and escape artist. Last year I spent two days encased in a solid block of ice."

"What’s your fetish?"

“I. Love. Bondage. I actually got started as a magician because I wanted to find a man who could tie me up in a way I couldn’t escape from.”

"Why join the show?"

“After I was locked in a metal chest, thrown into a trunk, and driven into Lake Superior I felt like I was taking things too far. So I’m looking to slow down, and find a guy who can do some light romantic bondage.”

"Any strategy?"

“Please. I once tied myself up with fifty feet of Bavarian sausages and threw myself into a shark tank at feeding time. I think I can handle getting peed on or something. All discomfort whether physical or mental can be overcome with a strong will.”

"A lot of them are mentioning being peed on. Is there something I should know?"

"Well, there is a girl into watersports."

"Okay cool, but they all seem really focused on it. Is there going to be a bizarrely large amount of pee?"

"I mean I'm not gonna lie, there's going to be pee Chance. I can't speak to its frequency or volume."

"That sounds like you know something."

"What do you think of Anna, Chance?"

"I'm bringing this up at the next production meeting. Um... I really like her magician costume it's very cute. I like bondage. I would like to do bondage with a woman before I die. I'd be totally into tying her up, or handcuffing her. It sounds like she's had way more experience than me, so that may be a little intimidating. Actually very intimidating. Two days in a block of ice? Holy crap."