An unsatisfying sex life

"Do you want the long version or the short version?" Crystal asked.

"I guess abbreviated?" John responded.

"Okay, well it starts a few weeks after the time we just left. As you are well aware of, neither you nor Mary opted to go directly into college. Instead you both opted to take a post-graduate year to try and figure out what you wanted to do with your lives. You both agreed to get jobs in retail, while you tried to figure it out, and then decided to get an apartment together too (despite the protests from your parents). This apartment was really the only thing the both of you could afford. Naturally, not long after you moved in Mary learned about your...ahem...shortcomings." Crystal paused.

Crystal was referring to the length, or lack thereof, of John's penis. John had know from the first time he watched porn that he was small. Very small. Over the years he had measured several times, but never recorded an erection over 3 inches. As such, he had made a point to avoid girls with any experience with other penises, but that proved to be difficult, as almost every girl had paid enough attention in health to know a small penis when they saw one. Luckily for John and unluckily for Mary, she did not have any experience with dicks and was none the wiser when they hooked up.

"As I was saying. Mary learned about your shortcomings, but bless her heart she didn't know any better and assumed that's how things were. Well eventually she grew tired of sex, because she wasn't getting anything out of it, and turned to taking care of herself...if you know what I mean. This of course led to an increase in your self pleasuring time, which led to neither of you having the time or energy to focus on anything else. Thus neither of you progressed up the retail ladder and you've been stuck here ever since. Both in dead end jobs, both miserable, and both horny beyond belief."

"Does it get any better for us?"

"Not really, sorry. Eventually you two get married, but, trust me, things don't get better from there."

"Damn, well this blows. This is what I have to look forward to?" John despaired.

"Well, actually, there's the other side of this coin. Would you care to see what that life has for you?" Crystal asked.

"I guess. I need to see what the other life has for me, I need to know that there is something to look forward to in my life."

Crystal smiled.

"Take my hand John."