An unknown planet before Frieza destroyed planet Vegeta

You look around. The dirt under you is red like Mars, yet there are trees around you. Trees with black bark and blue leaves. A giant snake slithers by but has no interest in you. It instead stands up like a cobra and starts eating leaves from the trees. No way this is earth.

You sigh in releaf as you see 7 perfectly round rocks around you. No dought they're the Dragon balls. You hudle them together and carry them into a near by cave. "Wish I had super strenth like Bulma's friend's. These are so heavy." You set them down and wipe the sweat of your brow.

You then hear a familiar voice. "Finally, a win. I've grown so tired of failing so often." You turn around and see a blue lady in red tights. Her tights give you a generous view of her underboob. You shake the pervy look off your face. "You have the same voice as the 1 in my head. Who are you?"

She smiles at you. "I am Towa, princess of hell and enemy of fate. A fate that decided you would never achieve your dreams." You nod. "That's why my beam was a different colour and way bigger then what I was expecting. My machine failed. The Dragon balls recharging was your doing."

She shakes her head. "I have no such power. I mearly tweaked what was already there. Also this is a time period and planet the Patroller's never had to deal with before. So it gave me the chance to hide you from them. The flow of time has been altered with no way to fix it. If anything you've helped me more then I've helped you."

You get the feeling she's only saying this to manipulate you, but she is your only Alie at the moment so you play along. "Now what?" She smiles again. "I doubt the Patroller's will ever find you but just in case try reawakening your sex toys as soon as possible and getting them stronger. Meanwhile I'll be causing havoc. Ciao." She disappeares.

You realise your actions have just made a lot of people's lives worse. Then again some of those people are responsible for you being stuck in a job you hated. Besides, even the people that aren't directly responsible would never have tried to help you anyways. Any small amount of guilt you felt, you brush off.

Days pass. You narrowly avoid preditors and have been **** into a vegan diet, but your surviving at least. Sometimes it feels like your food would make you sick but your stomach glows and then you feel better. You wonder if this is Towa's doing or a side effect from your time as a dragon. Either way you wish Towa stayed. The lonelyness is crippling. It's going to be a year before the Dragon balls recharge. Maybe even longer since they've been messed with.

Suddenly 2 round spaceships land near you. They open revealing 2 women with monkey tails. They must be Saiyans.

The first 1 has very light skin. Her eyes are a piercing yellow, yet the eye on her left looks green throw the blue lense of her scouter. She has short black hair. She wears white armor with a purple belly, dress and shoulder pads. She has blue arm sleeves that cover the knuckles of her middle fingers. Underneath her armor skirt are blue booty shorts. She also wheres white boots with heals on them. She has a slim, feminine figure.

The second 1 has tanned skin. Her eyes are a warm orange. The lease on her scouter is the same shade of orange. Her black hair is much longer then the first Saiyan, reaching all the way to her ass. Her armor is black with orange on her belly and sides. She has no shoulder pads, skirt or sleeves. She does have white gloves though. She wears long black tights and white boots. However her boots are flat at the bottom. She is taller then the first Saiyan even with the heals. Not only that, her boobs and ass are bigger too. Both girls have they're tails untied, unlike when Vegeta and Nappa arrived on earth.

The first Saiyan speaks. "So this is the only intelligent life on this rock? Oh, and he only has a power level of 5. How adorable." The second Saiyan picks you up by the cuff of your shirt. "Why are you the only creature with intellegence on this planet?"