An unexpected error

Heath followed this woman to the end of the hall where they met a receptionist. She waved at Heath with a bright smile on her face. Heath smiled back, but his smile was a bit meek as he tried to keep pace with the woman in front of him.

It wasn’t long after that Heath found himself outside what he assumed was her office. The door hade a golden plaque on it saying in bold lettering“Ophelia M.”

They step inside her office, and as Ophelia walked to her desk, Heath took in the details around him. Bookshelves lined the walls to his left and right, making him assume Ophelia must be quite the smart woman. Several feet ahead of him were two chairs in front of Ophelia’s desk, which was covered in binders and assorted paperwork. Behind the desk was a giant window overlooking the courtyard, providing the room with a healthy amount of sunlight.

“Please take a seat, Mr. McCoy, we need to discuss some key topics about your enrollment.” Ophelia said, gesturing toward one of the empty seats in front of her.

Heath wasted no time and sat himself down, enjoying how the chair hugs his body.

“First and foremost, I must ask you. Did you find anything, peculiar about your jaunt across campus? Anything that stood out to you?”

Several things came to mind, but there was one thing that Heath has still not gotten over since arriving on campus.

“Yeah, I noticed there are a lot of women here. Like, a lot, a lot.” Heath answered.

“Mhm, you’d be correct. Do you have an idea as to why so many of our students are women?”

“Erm… Girls here are smarter than guys?” Heath said coyly.

Ophelia chuckled as one side of her face curled into a smirk, something Heath hadn’t seen since meeting her. “Amusing and somewhat correct, but that’s not exactly why. Here, look over our enrollment brochure and tell me what sticks out to you as odd.” She handed Heath a brochure with the name of the school on it. He took it and began reading it.

“Magnolia’s School for Excellent Women… wait! Is this a—” Heath said, eyes widened in disbelief.

“Ahh, so you’ve finally noticed. Yes, this is a college for women, and women only. Yet here you are, a man! Isn’t that, strange?”

“B-But… I… How come I never noticed… and how do I get accepted?!”

“Well, the former can be chocked up to your parents signing you up for any college they could find or you carelessly sending admission forms late at night desperately searching for higher education. As for the latter, I assume an intern of ours accidentally misread your name as Heather and accepted your application without a second thought.” Ophelia explained.

Heath felt confused, his mind trying to catch up with the insanity around him. How could he be so stupid to sign up for an all women’s college?!

“So what does that mean for me?!” Heath asked cautiously.

“Under traditional means, we’d have to void your application and send you back home, with expenses paid of course.”

“B-but what about my scholarship! I was promised a full ride to this school. It’s too late to submit a new application now!” Heath replied, the worry in his voice becoming more pronounced.

“This is true. The semester has already begun, and your scholarship funds have already been allocated to us. Unfortunately, you’d loose your scholarship if you intended on leaving us.” Ophelia explained.

“So what? You’re gonna kick me out and take my money! This is hardly fair!” Heath exclaimed.

“Why of course, but reversing your scholarship would require us to admit we made a mistake, which we are not inclined to do so.”

“For real!? You can’t do that! Why should I miss out on a year of college and loose my money for that! Y’all shouldn’t have made the mistake in the first place!” Heath felt betrayed, all his hard work in high school was falling down the drain due to an intern fuck up? This couldn’t be real! At that moment he hated the woman in front of him, but even his anger couldn’t distract him from staring at her massive breasts.

“Please, don’t get ahead of yourself, Mr. McCoy. Like I said, traditionally, we would have to kick you out, but as it stands it would be unfair to kick your chances of a higher education to the wayside over such a small mistake. So, we on the college board have decided to allow you to attend campus like any female student.”