An interesting afternoon

Gina came with me as she'd taken the bus to work today, and Dan followed behind in his overpriced status symbol. I guess he was definitely following the stereotypical mid-life crisis. Fucking young women, flash new car... next he'd be getting earings or something else out of character.
It wasn't long before we arrived at home, with Dan right behind. He was a tailgater, and as we hopped out I quiped, "You sure were up my ass there Dan. I hope that's all for today!"
"Naw, I plan on doing all three of you up the arse this afternoon," he replied, before bursting out laughing, and literally slapping his thigh when he saw the look on my face. Dan had clearly learned some of his mannerisms from watching too many cartoons.

"Yea, thanks for that Dan. You know, I doubt Melanie will let you stick your dick in her arse either. She doesn't let me do it, saying I'm too big. So yea..." I faltered.
"Melanie doesn't give you anal? Well, you can do me if you want, Alex. Anytime."
"Thanks, Gina. I'll do that for sure," I replied, a huge smile growing on my face, one that could compete with the growing in my pants.
"Hey, you've never let me fuck your arse, Gina. What the hell?" Dan blurted out, as I realised we were still standing in the driveway and this wasn't the kind of conversation I wanted any of my nosy neighbours to overhear.
"Come on, let's get inside," I said as Gina replied to him, "yea, and you're not going to be doing it today either. Your cock is way too thick. Alex can, but not you."
As I turned to face them after opening the door, I saw the curtains move on my neighbours house. Shit. Oh well, I thought as I ushered my colleagues inside.

Dan didn't waste any time. As soon as we were in the door he had Gina against the wall, with his hand groping between her legs, as he moved in to kiss her. He didn't kiss the way I did. He was all about **** and nothing else. He pressed his open mouth against hers, as his hand found its way inside her trousers.
Dan stood there with his fingers groping Gina as he clumsily worked his tongue into her mouth, before he stopped long enough to look at me. "Beer"
He went back to kissing and groping Gina.
What an arsehole I thought, yet I still went to grab some beers.

I opened the fridge as I heard them moving into the lounge. Dan didn't really deserve a decent beer so I grabbed him a Heineken, figuring he'd probably like it anyway. I selected a stout for myself and decided to pour Gina a glass of pinot gris, and made my way back to the others.
Things were progressing quickly and Dan was sitting on my sofa with his cock out. Gina was already naked and kneeling between his legs. She was squeezing his nuts as she licked up and down the underside of his now fully erect cock. I passed Dan his beer and he took it from me with one hand without taking his other off Gina's head.
"Heineken, nice. Thanks, Alex," he said before tipping the bottle and downing almost half of it in one go.

I set Gina's wine down and stood, sipping my beer as I watched her work. She licked up and down the dick in her hands and took the head into her mouth, then moved her legs backward raising her hips as she did so. She spread her legs causing her pussy to open up exposing herself to me fully.
Above, her arsehole beckoned.