An awkward encounter

As soon as you blinked a few times for good measure, you realized she was the real deal. The REAL Charlie Magne was right in front of you, and showing you her huge package. Nervous about what to do, you gulped, and decided to try speaking to her like the fan you were.

“Y-Yes ma’am, I’m- “ Was all you could say before Charlie cut you off mid-sentence, showing you the knowledge she somehow acquired of your phone alone.

“Doug, am I right?” She said so happily, as if getting your name alone was enough to declare you both friends. Which was something you’d always say was uncharacteristic of her.

‘Jeeze, she’s got some real talent for finding someone like ME out so easily.’ You mentally made note, nervous about how she was able to deduce your identity so quickly in the first place.