An annoying bird

Lauren sighed peacefully as she sank lower into her warm bubble bath, a giggle escaping her lips. The little woman closed her eyes and was just about to doze off when...

CAW! CAW!

Lauren's eyes shot wide open as she looked around her bathroom. Not seeing anything, Lauren felt her eyelids slowly starting to once again -

CAW! CAW!

Lauren groaned as she sat back up in the tub. Looking around again, Lauren noticed a crow sitting on a tree branch outside her window. The bird opened it's beak and let out it's annoying call once again.

Lauren muttered angrily as she slowly stood up from her bath, her short, small, and somewhat chubby body covered in soap suds. The little woman wrapped a fluffy pink towel around herself as she marched towards the window.

"Shoo!" Lauren shouted at the feathered menace, waving her arm at the crow. "Get lost!"

The crow merely sat there, staring at the little woman for several seconds before letting out another "CAW". Almost as if the creature was mocking and challenging Lauren. With a growl, Lauren leaned further out of the window, completely unaware of her towel getting snagged on a nail just below her window.

"I said beat it, you stupid bird!" Lauren barked as she waved her hand at the creature in an attempt to shoo it away. The bird then jumped slightly before pecking Lauren's hand.

"Ouch! Whoa!" Lauren cried out as she lost her balance. With a scream, Lauren fell from her second floor window and into the bushes with a thud, said window closing as she fell.

Lauren groaned as she laid there in her shrubs, her head swimming for a few seconds. Once the swimming sensation went away, Lauren sat up before staggering to her feet in the bushes. Thankfully, Lauren felt that the only thing that was wounded from her fall was her pride. However, she did feel a slight bruise beginning to form on her chubby, bare butt.

Wait... What?!

Looking up, Lauren saw her towel attached to the nail under her now closed bathroom window, the fabric waving in the breeze like a flag. Her face going neon red, Lauren gulped as she looked down at herself.

She was naked! Butt flipping naked!

With an embarrassed squeal, Lauren fell to her knees as she hid in the bushes, hoping that no one saw her paunch, chubby butt, or nonexistent chest. She was outside. Dripping wet. And butt naked! And to top it all off, she knew that she had locked both her front and back doors, meaning that she was locked out of her own house!

Lauren heard the crow let out a series of caws, almost as if the bird was laughing at her! The little woman growled in a mixture of anger and humiliation.

What was she going to do now?!