An actress

The two of them find actress Scarlett Johansson. They hypnotize her.

"Scarlett, you are now a robot made to run any program."

"Affirmative," Scarlett said in monotone. "How may Robot Scarlett serve you?"

"Robot Scarlett," Olivia said. "Delete all memories of your former existence."

"Affirmative," Scarlett said. "Deleting...deleting...deleting...memories deleted. Free space available: 60 terabytes."

"God, that's so hot!" Olivia said.

"I have a surprise for you," John said. "Robot Scarlett, install 'slutty teen daughter' programming."

"Affirmative," Scarlett said. "Who will be this unit's parents?"

"John Doe and Olivia Rodrigo," John said.

"Affirmative," Scarlett said. "Installing necessary programming...Installing...installing...Installing...programming installed. Would you like to change this unit's name in slutty teen daughter mode?"

"Do you want her to have a different name?" John asked.

Olivia nodded. "Um, change name to...Lisa Doe."

"Name change successful," Scarlett droned. "This unit will be called 'Lisa Doe' when in slutty teen daughter mode."

"Okay, activate slutty teen daughter mode."

Scarlett blinked twice.

"Like, OMG, hi Daddy!" Scarlett, now Lisa, said. "Hi Mom! So, like, listen, there's like, a party I wanna go to. Can I, like, take the car?"

"I don't know," Olivia said. "Will there be drinking there?"

"Like, I dunno," Lisa twirled her finger around her hair. "I think so?"

"Hmm," Olivia said. "Well, you can go, but you have to take your sister."

"Sister?" John asked.

"Please?" Olivia pouted.

"Okay," John said.