An academic competition.

"We're going to take the SAT," Kendra announced smugly. There is no way that John can beat me on a test, she thought.

"Fine," John said, not sounding worried in the slightest. "Let's find an old one online. English or Math?"

Kendra was a bit off-put by John's nonchalant response. She had expected at least a bit of worry from him. He's just bluffing, she thought.

John was not in fact bluffing. Unbeknownst to Kendra, he had known that she would pick an academic competition and even predicted that it would be the SAT.

"English," Kendra responded. "Let me just find one real quick." She opened her laptop and quickly found an old version of the test. "I'm going to go print this real quick, don't do anything weird." She left the room with a stern look at John.

10 minutes later, Kendra returned with 2 copies of the test. She handed one to John and said, "Alright, I'll work on my bed, you can take the desk. You have an hour and 40 minutes."

John skimmed through the test and couldn't believe his luck. He had taken a couple of old tests to practice and it just so happened that the test in front of him was one of them! He smiled to himself. "This'll be easier than I thought."

1 hour and 45 minutes later.

"What the fuck!" Kendra looked in disbelief at the scores for their tests. "That's not possible, you must have cheated!"

"How could I have cheated? You were 2 feet from me the whole time." John responded casually.

"Yeah, but..." Kendra said, struggling to come up with a possibility.

"Just accept it. You did well, but I still won." John said, showing off his 790 to Kendra's 750.

"Damnit! Yale was so close!" Kendra complained, looking out her window.

"That's not the only punishment for losing," John responded.

Kendra turned around to the biggest cock she had ever seen mere inches from her face.