An Unaware Woman on the Infinite Beach

Melissa's snores were interrupted with a tap on the shoulder. She turned over on her beach towel to hide from the Sun, before quickly rubbing her eyes awake. She had to readjust to the light before her, but she got her bearings.

Beside the 5'7" brunette was an older, 6'5" man. His salt-and-pepper body hair was on full display, including the pubes curling over a bright yellow speedo. His muscle-gut sheltered his package from the sun, but wouldn't hide it from anyone that was walking pass the two. He swiped the smears of wayward cum off his mustache and plucked his fingers of it.

"You're looking a little red there Missus. Wanna use my umbrella for a while?"

Melissa looked down at her body. The bronze perfection she was going for did look a little more red than orange. She got up, relatched her scarlet bikini top on here uneven E and G cups, and rolled up her towel. She scratched her bare nulge with one of the ends before holding it under her arm.

"Ah, an any-may fan, huh? My Sons love that stuff."

"Nah, its my Sister's. She wanted her Dear Laios toasty and heated for her goonsesh, so I thought I'd use it while working my tan."

"Laios... is he from the show with the blonde elf? My son-in-law likes to dress up as her for the boys."

"I don't know man, I'm not into that stuff. Hey, are your kids going to be weird if I bring this?"