Amy walks into an Art Installation

Sadly, Amy could not find an empty place to catch her breath. Crowds of people waited for her at the end of every street, turning every corner. Going back and forth, she found herself surrounded by statues and paintings, she was in the middle of an outdoor art exhibition. The naked Amy stood out like a sore thumb among the fancy sculptures and artsy patrons.

“I'm so screwed. What can I do?” Amy said, backing away until her back collided with the statue of a naked torso without arms or a head. Nudity as art.

Amy closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She had a terrible idea. “This is not a nightmare. I'm not naked. This is art.” She opened her eyes and, with fake bravado, began to strut around the installation like a model on the runway.

“Hey girl, what happened to your clothes?” A blonde artist asked.

“I took them off,” Amy replied. “Because I’m a piece of art too.”

“Then what does that little show mean?” a woman said dismissively, pointing at Amy’s breasts.

“It’s a deep and meaningful message about the nature of humanity. Not my fault you are too dim to understand it.”

“Wow, she got you there, sister.”

“Hmph. Deep and meaningful message my ass.”

“It might be!”

Amy kept making her way across the installation. People still stared at her but with more respect. And, just like with the other statues, they were forbidden from taking photos of the art, so there would be no hard evidence of her foray into the world of avant-garde art.

Amy exited the little park and stepped onto the sidewalk. Her cheeks were still burning, but she couldn’t help but smirk. Moonlighting as a naked art piece had been kind of fun. Liberating in a way. However, now she was back to being regular old Amy. And regular old Amy wasn’t in the habit of showing off her ass to any passing-

“Nice rack, girl!” a truck driver yelled, honking his horn as he drove by Amy.

Embarrassing **Event Card:** Mistaken for an Art Installation

You accidentally streak through an open-air art gallery, and people mistake you for an avant-garde performance artist.

Effect: Gain 2 DP as you receive praise for your 'bold and daring' exhibit