Chapter 17 by Zeebop

What Doesn't Lois Know About Amazons?

Amazons Mate For Life

Wonder Woman's words sank in. Lois wasn't sure how to process that.

"So we're..."

"Married. By Amazon law. I mean, there's a whole handfast ceremony at the temple of Hera, but we only need to do that before the baby is born."

Lois had several questions. Yet she was, for once, utterly at a loss for words.

I mean, there are far worse fates than to be gay-married to a literal demigoddess. The reporter told herself. Not so sure I'm keen on the whole pregnancy thing, much less the freaky Amazon pregnancy, but I can see...benefits.

Diana hugged the human woman to her naked breast. There was something about the Amazon's chest pillows that the reporter found incredibly calming. Lois could gladly have fallen asleep right then and there.

"There, there. I know this is a shock. I wasn't expecting it either. But you're strong...intelligent...you are going to be a great mother for our children. They will be the princesses of the Amazons!"

"Princesses? Plural?" Lois seized on the word. "How many..."

The reporter had an image of herself right then, grey-haired, a massive swollen stomach so huge she couldn't even walk, surrounded by the cast of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. Raven-haired little Amazon princesses, running around waving swords. Diana standing behind her, looking on fondly at their superhuman brood.

She shook her head. Whether it was the lovemaking or something else, but she was suddenly feeling very broody and maternal. The reporter didn't know if she liked that at all.

"We'll talk about it later. How do we get out of here?"

"Now that we're free, it should be simple to wrench open that orifice and crawl out the way you came in," Diana told her mate.