Always be closing!

Jackie sat in the office with Megan and the other sales girl. Jackie finished a call and slammed her phone in frustration.

"That bad?" Megan asked.

"Nobody's buying these stupid condos!" Jackie growled. "It's shit property, and everyone knows it! How the hell are we supposed to make any sells if we're slinging this crap!?"

"I dunno, but somehow Ricki's figured it out." Megan said, gesturing to the head sales girl's empty desk. "That bitch is so far ahead on sales that she doesn't even bother to come in half the time!"

"How does she do it?" Jackie moaned. "I can't sell any of this shit!"

Just then the manger's door swung open. Blair Williams, the head of their sales team, went immediately into a speech.

"Listen up girls!" Blair barked. "We've got a new incentive system, since your sales are such dogshit! Apparently a brand new Telsa to the top seller of the quarter wasn't enough to make you close your sales! So now, our new policy is- if you don't close a sale by lunch, you lose a clothing item!"

"What?!" Megan and Jackie said as one.

"You two heard me!" Blair said. "This outta get you off your lazy asses and make you closers!"

"But... you can't make us!" Megan stammered.

"Well, technically we can." Blair explained. "Look at your contract- every salesgirl in this office must meet every quota of the incentive team, or suffer the consequences! So unless you want to get fired and sued, you'll start closing sales now!"