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One day I was walking around the mall when I noticed a strange looking store. I didn’t remember it being there the last time I went, so I decided to check it out. It was a weird sex toy store. On the walls they had sex dolls hanging, some with heads, some without heads. They had just the pussy or the mouthpiece to masturbate with if you wanted. There were weirder things too like special stickers call “control seals” and “orgasm bombs” that looked like the little pop-itz fireworks that you through on the ground. I didn’t know how that could be a sex toy so I passed.

“Hello sir! Welcome to The Real Deal, your one stop shop that has everything you will ever need to fulfill your fantasy and satisfaction.”

I turned around to see a young woman behind the desk. She was unbelievable. Her tits were probably three times the size of her head but the rest of her body extremely thin, almost sickly. The crazy part was they looked entirely real.

“I’m not for sale hehe. Although I understand why you’re staring.” She winked at me and I blushed hard. It wasn’t my intention to start right at her tits, but they were huge!

“Haha, sorry. Uuhhh, I probably should get going. I just had never seen this place before.” I tried to leave, the embarrassment of being caught in the act of ogling someone’s breasts was too much.

“Wait!” The girl said, “it’s… uh… buy one get one free day! Haha, yeah. Buy one get one.” She chuckled nervously.

I looked around the store quickly. I did always wonder what these things felt like, but I never wanted to spend money on something my hand always took care of. I looked at the girl and decided to just grab one random thing. She was incredibly beautiful, and I wanted to make her happy. She obviously was **** to sell something. So I just grabbed the closest thing next to me.

“How about this?”

“The Sir Cumz-alot gummies. Good choice. Just uhhhh, be ready to clean up afterwards.” I gave her a quizzical look. Surely she can’t be serious, right?

“Well, as I said, buy one get one, so here take this.” She hands me the mouth onahole. “Just think of whoever you want and you’ll give them a great surprise.” She winked at me like I was supposed to know what that meant. Again I gave her a confused look and simply just left.

Later, after the sun had gone down I decided to get ready for bed. The two items from the store sitting on my counter. I looked at them and decided “eh what the hell, can’t hurt.” I looked at the back of the box of gummies to see the serving size. I was surprised to see it said just one, but who listens to that anyways. I ate the whole box and then grabbed the mouth. Suddenly I had an **** need for release. It felt like I had never cum in my life before and all the arousal I’ve built up over my life hit me at once.

I rushed to my bed where I unpacked the mouth and immediately shoved onto my dick.

I started fucking it like there was no tomorrow and I’d never fuck again. However, the entire time I had an image of one person in my head… my next door neighbor. I kept fucking and fucking the disembodied mouth what felt like hours. Finally, suddenly and without warning, my body started cumming. I came so hard I passed out.

The next day I awoke and found that there was no mess or anything. I was quite pleased with this, but also weirded out why there was no cum in the mouth. Oh well, less for me to clean up I guess.

The next door neighbor last night