Alternate Perspective

You were having the most wonderful day with your girlfriend Nancy, holding her hand, kissing her whenever you could. You bought her a little doll that she really seemed to like. This was the dream.

From the corner of your eye you saw another attractive lady b-lining their way to you. You remember a long stretch having trouble getting girls to like you, but in some twist of fate it appeared you were the guy that every girl desired.

As soon as she came up to you you told her, "I know what you want, but I should let you know that I have a girlfriend that I'm very happy with."

The woman paused and looked at you curiously, "I don't want to date you. I want my life back now come on." She said grabbing your hand. You pulled your hand away.

"What do you mean your life?"

We switched places because some old croon thought it would be funny or something to switch my life with a woman.

"Okay. But im not a woman."

"Yes! YOU are! I'M not a woman"

Security ended up coming around to resolve the growing conflict.

"Is everything all right over here?"

"This crazy lady keeps calling me a woman," you said, "I think she needs her medicine."

"Okay young lady. Come with me. Let's give this young man his space" he said pulling the strange woman away from you.

"Get off of me! She has my life!"

The security guard restrained her and you walked away with your girlfriend and got away from that whole situation