All women must obey Ash

A stone that could grant wishes was hard to believe, but if it were true, what should he wish for? He could do so much, maybe finally be a pokemon master?

"It probably doesn't work," Ash said with a sigh, "But if it did, I wish that females would have to do what I say, with no exceptions."

It would be nice if that worked. He thought pack on his past journeys, every time there was another woman nagging and bossing him around. Just recently, he lost to Cynthia on live TV in front of millions, and coming back home, the first thing his Mom did was tell him to clean his room. Every woman he meets seemed to enjoy ordering him around, so if he could turn the table and command them for a change life could be fun.

Maybe he could even beat Cynthia.

Ash sighed, like that would ever happen. He pocketed the stone and went back home.

"Mom, I'm home." Ash greeted when he entered the house.

"Oh, honey. Welcome back," Delia came from the kitchens. She had been washing the dishes. "Young man! Why are your clothes so dirty?" She scowled when she saw his pants.

"Huh? Oh, I found this on the ground." Ash retrived the stone, "It's apparently a magic stone that can make any wish come true."

Delia looked at her son and laughed, "Ash, your imagination. You know that isn't real right?"

"I know," Ash sighed.

His mom patted his head, "So what did you wish for?" She pretended to humor him.

"I wished that all women would do what I say," Ash admitted.

"Oh, really? So that means I have to obey you?" Delia rolled her eyes, "Mothers don't obey their sons. It's the other way around. Don't wish for something so silly."

"Yes, Mom," Ash said. Then he thought about it. She's just bossing him around again! "I'm going to try it out on you,"

Delia looked at him and laughed, "You don't really think that wish worked, do you? Honey, you cannot command women. It isn't possible."

"Then let me try,"

Delia rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, "Go ahead, try. I promise I won't do what you say,"