All The Way At The Back

You've dodged a bullet once with this girl, you're not about to give her another shot. Instead, you find a vacant seat in the farthest corner and sit with your arms crossed, shooting her a smug grin. She stares are you blankly for a second before shaking her head and turning away.

Everyone else is staring at you as well, but they don't look impressed. In fact, insofar as you can read anyone's expression, they're looking at you like you just sat on someone's grave.

"Um, excuse me?"

You're looking around for the source of the voice when a transparent glowing blue face rises up through the desk, her expression very unimpressed.

"You must be new here. This is MY desk. Go sit somewhere else."

Who the hell tries to claim a desk on their first day? Does this ghost think she's still in grade school? To be fair, there are plenty of other places to sit, but you only get one chance to make a first impression and backing down now might make you look weak in front of the other students.