Alice in Wander-land

Alice looked down and saw her bare feet, and her bare legs all the way up to her upper thighs. Her uniform shorts usually covered more than this, and she wondered if Dennis noticed that too. Did he like what he saw? Her mind was too foggy to remember any part of the conversation, it was so quick. However, she knew her shift was to begin soon, and since Dennis saw her, she was technically on the clock! She had to get to the locker room ASAP!

She took a few steps toward the door opposite where she came from. This exit led to a path that forked either to the main walkway outside or to the arachnid exhibit. She was about to open it when she heard an unwelcome, but familiar voice.

"Are you trying to show off even more of that blubber?" Madge, the old crone joked.

Alice blushed and looked at the older woman. She should've retired years ago, but the animals liked her. And she still did a good job. Her attitude though...

"Sorry my body bothers you so much, maybe I'll just go on then and you can feed the giraffes?" Alice offered.

"Sure. They'd be thinking your arse is on the menu!" Madge joked.

Alice rolled her eyes and left out the door, quickly shutting it so she couldn't hear that old crone cackling. Sighing in relief, she took a few steps, but her bare foot hit a large rock, and she tripped!

THUD

Alice braced herself and placed her hands down on the rocky ground. As the pain in her toes subsided, she realized she let go of her coat, and it hung open as she was on her hands and knees. Gasping, she looked around to be sure no one saw since she was definitely out in the open now. She pulled the coat closed and also realized her ass had been exposed behind her as she was bent over. She quickly glanced behind, and saw only the door behind her, which had no windows, and neither did the wall behind her.

'Phew, that was close. Now, should I brave the spiders or press on the walking path?' She asked herself.

Given her foot's pain, she couldn't move too fast. Not as fast as she would like to get through the arachnid hall, even if it did hide her from the bright lights outside. However, she knew the security guard (she forgot her name, but it should come back to her soon) and Paul, her boss, were looking for her, so the outside wasn't safe. So, she stood up, steeled her nerves and began walking to the arachnid hall's door. She had to steel her nerves before she opened the door. The hallway inside was dimly lit, with small cutouts to see into each terrarium housing different spiders of varying species and sizes. Alice saw the other door on the opposite side of the hall, and an idea hit her. She didnt want to lay eyes on the spiders, so she could just cover her eyes and run straight ahead to the exit. However, doing so meant her coat would fall open as she ran, exposing her entire front to anyone who entered from the door she was running towards.

Taking a deep breath, she knows that no one would be in here, so she lowered her arms. Looking down, she saw first the valley between her small, pery breasts come into view before her excited nipples pushed past the open sides of the coat, and she could see her bare belly and amooth crotch further down. Closing her eyes, she placed her hands over them, and then let her breath out. She took a quick gulp of air and bolted down the corridor. She felt the coat billow behind her as she ran, likely exposing her large backside to the only occupants: the spiders. She reached the other end, but didnt know it as she was blind. She crashed into the door and tumbled through it.

She had entered the bird sanctuary where she heard nother (unfortunate) familiar voice.

"Hey there beefy booty. You're here early." A bubbly blonde greeted her.

Alice had landed on her knees, but uncovered her eyes to keep the coat closed. She just hoped her rival wouldn't have noticed she was naked underneath.

"Good Morning Janice. Yeah, I just...felt like getting here early." Alice said with as low energy as she could to convey the burden talking to her was.

"Are you chilly? A bit early to be going out in your shorts." Janice pointed out, seeing Alice's bare legs under the coat.

"Oh, I'm not too bad yet. But I can always go to the locker room if I need to!" Alice said.

"Yeah, I bet..." Janice replied, making a mental note.

"Well, anyways, I need to get going." Alice said as she waved Janice off and continued to walk. Through the sanctuary and over to the exit door.

"I hope you don't flash everyone that lardass of yours!" Janice yelled at her.

The parrots inside the sanctuary heard her. And began to chant "lardass" as Alice blushed and walked away. She needed to get dressed ASAP!

The blushing redhead turned to face Janice and walked backwards as to not accidentally flash her backside at her rival. She sheepishly grinned and nodded at her comment, but continued backwards. She reached back to open the door, momentarily leaving her lower body exposed. To her surprise, as she placed her weight against the door, it swung open as if it were freshly oiled.

"WHOA!" Alice screamed as she fell backwards through the doorway.

The bottom heavy redhead heard Janice laughing at her as she saw her bare belly and legs tumble over her head, and hoped her rival didn't see anything as she tried to get her bearings. However, instead of flipping over the once. She found herself rolling down an embankment. She found herself stop against a fence and looked down. Her coat had ridden up above her waist, her bare ass was fully exposed against the dirt, her coat was fully opened, baring her tiny breasts to the cold morning air.

"Hey! You ok? Did your ass break your fall?" Janice called down.

Gasp!

Alice looked up and saw she was fully hidden from Janice. The hill crested just enough that no part of her was exposed to her rival.

'Phew!' She closed her eyes and sighed in relief, sitting up and pulling the coat as closed as she could.

"I'm ok!" Alice called back.

"Thank goodness for that! Wouldn't want you to miss work today. The kids really like you, for some reason..." Janice couldn't resist another dig at her.

Alice groaned as she tried to straighten out her coat before standing up, lest she flash something. She looked over to the fence and saw the surface of the main aquarium. This was where she would normally feed some of the larger docile animals since they had no predators in there. She was happy to see that no one was back there right now and seeing her exposed skin. However, she heard someone calling from afar.

"Janice? Something wrong?" Paul asked.

"Oh, the clumsy girl fell down the hill. Probably cuz she's a bit too bottom heavy!" Janice joked.

Alice was disheartened to hear Paul chuckle at the joke about her body, but knew this was their thing since they were mates. Groaning again, she got to her knees and made sure her backside was covered again before pulling the coat closed and standing up.

"See, she's fine. You can go back to work." Paul said, dismissively.

Janice chuckled and waved at Alice before leaving. Alone at the bottom, she sighed and took stock of herself. No scrapes, but likely some bruises will appear, but probably will be covered once she's fully dressed. Speaking of which, she was pretty close if she were to cut through the aquarium. She looked up the hill and looked like she'd have to crawl using her hands, which would leave her front uncovered as she ascended. If Paul or Janice saw her during her crawl, she'd never live it down! Eyeing the chain link fence, she saw just below it was water. It would break her fall, but might also alert someone from the sound. She just had to swim to the platform just a couple yards away, and go out the exit door. From there, it was just a quick jaunt down the stairs to the Womens' Lockers!

Making her decision before she could overthink it, she let her coat go and scrambled up the chain link fence, feeling the cool air on her front, making her nipples harden as she felt the air caress between her legs for the first time. The sensation was completely strange to her, but she had to keep going. As she reached the top, she realized it was a bit more to it than she thought. The top of a chain link fence isn't flat, but has points at the top. Which, wouldn't have been a problem if she were wearing literally anything below the waist. She hoisted herself up and lifted a leg over, but positioned her hands between her legs so she wouldnt get poked inappropriately. Then, as she swung her other leg over, she lost her balance and fell straight down!

SPLASH!

Alice felt nothing for a moment before the sensation of water hit her feet and legs. However, she then felt the water on her sizeable ass, belly, and even her perky nipples. She opened her eyes, and she was underwater, but she was naked! She swam up to the surface and looked around. Still no one was on he platform, but when she looked at the fence, she saw her coat dangling from the top! Blushing at being stripped so quickly, she knew what she had to do...

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Meanwhile, Dennis had completed his morning sweep of the exterior animal enclosures. Everyone was accounted for, the enclosures were clean, and some had their breakfasts fed to them. He wanted to check on Alice, as she should be done with the aquarium. So, he walked inside and looked around for her. He went up the stairs and looked for her at the feeding platforms for the smaller aquariums, then even did a quick glance at the large aquarium, but saw no one. Shrugging, he walked back downstairs. Just as he made it to the bottom, he heard a splash. Thinking it was an animal, he didnt think to go back up, but decided to observe from inside the building. He looked up through the dark blue murky water, and thought he saw a large pale ass belonging to a woman! He watched as the legs kicked away from the right side and began move away from the glass. Dennis was certain it was human since he thought he could see the cleft between her legs. And...if what he thought he saw was true, only one woman around here looked like that...

"Alice?" He mumbled under his breath.

"So, this is where you drifted off to. Trying to find a mermaid?" Madge asked, seeing Dennis staring intently through the glass.

"Actually, I thought I saw...nevermind." He said, shaking his head.

"Apparently what those sailors thought were mermaids was actually manatees. Probably what you saw." Madge said.

"Maybe..." Dennis said, turning away from the aquarium and walking away with Madge.

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Alice kicked her legs and paddled as fast as she could to the platform and got out of the water. She found a towel nearby and grabbed it, wrapping it around herself. It covered her top just fine, and came just past her crotch in front. However, her large derriere couldn't be contained, and the towel nearly rode up above it. She couldn't stand there too much longer, or else face a co-worker seeing her. She'd die if Dennis saw her like this!

Blushing at the thought, Alice held the towel closed with one hand and opened the door to the stairs with the other. She ran down the stairs as quick as she could, marveling at the fact her wet feet found ample purchase on the cement steps. Not slipping at all. Reaching the doorway to the outside, she contemplated looking out for anyone nearby, but felt that would only make her more conspicuous to any passersby. So, throwing caution to the wind, she turned the handle before placing both hands on her towel and pushed through the door, bolting towards the Women's Lockers.

The door opening made Dennis turn around just in time to see a towel clad woman with red hair in a bun running to the Lockers, her bare ass sticking out, jiggling and bouncing everywhere as she ran. A smile of recognition appeared on his face as she turned and continued walking out with Madge.

Alice opened and shut the locker room door behind her. She let the towel fall and ran to the showers. She let her hair down and turned the shower on full blast to get the smell of the aquarium tank off her. She didn't want anyone to know she was in there today. Plus wash any residue from the elephant enclosure or the fall down the hill. As the warm water cascaded down her body, she thought about how this all started.

Her thoughts went to her skinny dipping, waking with a start, and scrambling to get her coat from the elephant. Getting covered in mud to conceal her identity before washing it off and being in her coat as she got yelled at by Madge and then nearly ogled by Janice. Jumping into the aquarium where she got her hair wet for the first time today. She quickly lathered up and washed her hair before scrubbing her body. As she felt her nipples, they were hard as rocks! She flicked them, feeling the delicious pleasure course from her nipples and down to her crotch, where she was getting warmer.

'Gosh, how crazy would it have been if Dennis caught you naked?' her inner voice asked.

Alice blushed as she pictured him finding her naked and covered in mud in the elephant enclosure. Would he have liked what he saw? What if he did? She pictured him helping her wash off, his hands moving over her body, squeezing and rubbing her all over, and paying special attention to her ass...

"Oooohhhh...." Alice couldn't suppress a moan.

Her thoughts continued to him drying her and pulling her (still naked) into the giraffe enclosure and shocking Madge as they French kissed in front of the old crone.

"Yeah...that would show her who's the hippo!" Alice said, playing with her nipples.

She then imagined Dennis taking her hand and leading her into the bird sanctuary and fully making out, but being caught by none other than Janice who would also be in shock at their display. Dennis then smiles and picks her up bridal style and rushes to the exit before pushing it open, and tripping like she did. However, it would be the two of them embracing as they rolled together down the hill. Landing with Dennis on top of her naked body, both panting from exertions, but their hearts pounding with passion...

"Oh, yeah..take me Dennis..." Alice moaned out loud as she pressed a hand to her crotch and began to rub.

Her thoughts ran wild as she imagined Dennis removing his shirt, revealing his muscular body. He unzipped his pants, but before she could see what he was packing she felt him enter her.

"Ohhh...GOD!" She wailed as she pressed two fingers inside herself and began pumping.

She imagined Paul and Janice discovering the two of them making love at the bottom of that hill, their moaning until...

"Oh my God...Oh my....eeeuuuuuunnnnnggg"

Alice climaxed. She leaned limply against the shower wall a moment to collect herself before washing off her sweat and then turning off the shower. She towelled off a dried her hair as best she could. She decided to put it in a ponytail to conceal the fact it was wet. She opened her locker and got dressed, feeling flustered after what she'd done, but so happy no one saw her.

As she left the Lockers, she was met by Paul and the female security guard.

"Oh! We were just looking for you. Seems we had a bit of commotion in the aquarium a bit earlier." Paul said.

"Oh?" Alice said, feigning ignorance.

"Yeah, Ruby here saw a large pale figure jump into the elephant enclosure earlier, and just twenty minutes ago she thought she saw the same thing, but in the large aquarium. The cameras didn't catch a face, but we couldn't help but figure one person that ass would belong to." Jack explained.

"Wait...you're Ruby?" Alice asked the female guard.

"Uh...yeah. I told you my name before." She replied, confused.

"I thought the elephant's name was Ruby!" Alice chuckled at her mistake.

"I've always been Ruby. The elephant is Emerald. Are you seriously mistaking me for an elephant?" Ruby asked, getting defensive.

"Oh, goodness no! I just knew you both had gem names! I swear that's all." Alice explained.

"Well, that still doesn't explain what's going on. Have you been streaking this morning?" Paul asked point blank.

"No! In fact, I can tell you Madge and Janice can attest that I was completely covered." Alice said.

As Paul and Ruby stared at each ither, trying to make sense of the situation, Alice realized that by calling the elephant the incorrect name, she probably took her coat as punishment! If she had known her name was Emerald, this may not have happened!

"We'll look into it, but if your story doesn't check out, there will be hell to pay!" Paul warned.

Ruby stared at Alice, clearly checking her out before winking and turning to walk away.

Alice wasn't sure how to feel about that, but exited the building to see the morning sun already blazing over the horizon. She squinted and took a few more steps to find none other than Dennis waiting for her.

"Hey, can I talk to you in private?" He asked.

Alice smiled and nodded. Dennis walked them over to the guard shack that wasn't occupied at the moment and began to speak.

"Listen, I'm pretty sure I saw your bare ass swimming in the large aquarium. I also saw you run in nothing but a towel into the locker room." He began.

"Dennis..wh- I...." Alice stammered.

Before she could say anything, he planted his lips on hers. Alice's eyes bulged wide open and nearly screamed in surprise and ecstasy. She closed her eyes and reciprocated. After a few lovely moments, they separated.

"That was amazing." Alice whispered.

"I'll say!" Ruby shouted.

Both startled lovebirds turned to see the security guard standing in the now open doorway. Behind her stood Janice and Madge, who were both scowling at Alice, who now had the biggest grin on her face.

"If you two are done, I'd like to get back to work. By the way, Alice? Janice and Madge corroborated your story." Ruby said.

"Thanks Ruby. And Dennis? How's Friday night sound?" Alice said, now gaining more confidence.

"Friday?" Dennis asked, confused.

"For our first date, silly!" Alice said.

"Oh, uh...yeah! Friday night is perfect!" Dennis blushed and walked away, trying to hide the bulge in his shorts from the women.

"Hey, Alice?" Ruby whispered.

"Yeah?" Alice replied, leaning in.

"If you wanted to skinny dip or streak, just let me know and I'll be sure to wait longer to start recording the cameras. Heck, I'll even help get people out of your way. Just say the word..." Ruby winked at Alice.

"But...why?" Alice asked.

"Well, I know I'm probably not your type, but your juicy ass is definitely mine. Well, I'd preferred if you were as top heavy as bottom heavy, but its not every day you walk into this shack and see a naked woman on the cameras. So, call it an even trade. You get your kicks and... I'll get mine?" Ruby grinned.

"Gimme a day to figure it out, but maybe." Alice said.

Ruby clapped and returned to her post as Alice exited and walked past Madge and Janice who stared daggers at her. She continued until she found Paul, who seemed a but out of sorts.

"Hey Paul. Ruby told me about what Madge and Janice said." Alice greeted.

"Yeah, I'm sorry I accused you, but we still have no clue what went on. Ruby seems to think it was just some glitch, and I'm inclined to trust her judgement." He apologized.

"Hey, given the evidence, I'd think of me too. Don't take it so hard." Alice replied, trying to kill him with kindness.

"I'm real sorry Alice. Hey! How about I make it up to you?" Paul offered.

"How so?" She asked.

"Well, we got a gal coming in from out of town. She signed up for the full day VIP tour, and I couldn't think of a better person to do it than you." He offered.

"You mean all I gotta do is look after one girl all day? No feeding, no presentations, and no...feces cleanup?" Alice asked, hopeful.

"That's right! Just tend to her, and you'll be done for the day." Paul replied.

"I'll take it! What's her name?" Alice asked.

"Oh, uh..Sandra McIntyre. Should be arriving in that bus." Paul said.

Alice hugged him and then walked towards the gate where a bus was dropping off a girl with dark hair wearing a baggy white shirt and baggy black sweatpants. She put on a smile and walked up to her.

'This should be a walk in the park.' She said to herself.