Alexis's date arrives

"Uh... hello?"

Everyone turned to see Mark entering. This was Alexis's date she'd been so excited about, and he'd chosen to arrive early!

"Sorry, I knocked and no one answered, but i heard voices back here..." He said.

"Oh, that's fine!" Donna grinned eagerly, ignoring Lauren' obvious mortification. "Come on in!"

Mark walked in, then froze as he saw Alexis. Alexis was just as stunned. Her fucking date was seeing her wearing nothing but waterwings and whitey tighties! She cupped her chest, utterly mortified.

"Uh... what's happening?" Mark asked, bewildered.

"Oh, Mark, meet my brother Alex." Donna explained.

Alexis couldn't believe it. Donna was trying to convince her own boyfriend she was a boy! There was no way that would work... was there?!