Alex notices the hole in Zach's shorts

Alex's laugh cut short. Zach felt a cold waft on his cheeks. Whirling around, Zach saw Alex's face turn from confusion to surprise and then into a wry smile. Before Zach could react, Alex was bent over in laughter.

"You- Your shorts. Oh my god, your fucking shorts-" Alex could barely contain himself.

Zach felt his entire face turning red. He leaped forward, kneeling down to grab Alex by the shoulders and try to quiet him down before someone else noticed.