Alex Brown

I was walking home from work when I saw it.

It seemed like a regular day - fairly nice weather, nothing special or weird had happened to me. Little did I know, my life was about to change.

Anyway, I was slogging along, thinking about getting home, heating up some leftovers, and playing the latest Call of Shooter, when I saw this notebook. I figured it had just fallen out of someone's backpack, so I picked it up, had a bit of a look through for contact details, or a name, or something. The "owner" section on the first page was blank, as were most of the pages - it just had some weird dotpoints on the first page

1. The person whose name is written in this book will be made to have sex
2. The notebook will not take effect if the user does not envision the person they have in mind as they write the name. This way, others sharing the same name will be unaffected.
3. The person whose name is written down can be given a sexual partner by writing another name down within thirty seconds of writing the target's name. If no other names are filled in, the target will simply seek sex with the notebook's owner.
4. The details of the sexual escapade can be written within 5 minutes of writing the name. The named person will then be compelled to perform whatever acts are written in the book, for whatever specified length of time.
5. If a person's name is written in two Sex Notes, the one that was written first will take precedence if the acts contradict each other in any way.
6. Physical changes can be made to a person by writing their names in the Note followed by the desired changes. The restrictions are that these must be attractive to the writer, and they must be biologically possible.

I figured weird, but with nothing obvious in it...well, a free notebook is a free notebook, and kept walking home.

Anyway, I zapped my leftovers and logged in to Call of Shooter XIV: Escape. A little derivative, but what game isn't, these days?

But I couldn't shake the damn book from my head. Every time a round ended, or I died (which is a round end in a way, I guess), or even if I just had a couple of moments to tuck myself into a corner and wait...I'd feel my eyes drawn to my bag, where I'd left it. The idea of that book was just so damn hot. A harem of hotties, and all I had to do was write their names in the book? I'm down.

I mean, that never happens outside of pornos, but you gotta let yourself dream, sometimes, right?

I played CoS14 for a bit, but with the damn notebook tugging at my mind I couldn't focus. In the end I just gave up, and logged off for the night.

Right, the notebook. So I grabbed it out of my bag, and had another look. Same as before, no markings except the first page, which had these...rules, I guess. I put my name in to the owner section, and then had a bit of a think on how to start. I mean, if I'm fantasising, then it doesn't really matter what I put in, right? It's just a seed for the fantasy.

I mean, if this thing actually works, I should do the whole science thing and test it.

But that would be nuts, right? How would it actually work? If I'm fantasising, why not dream big and put down like, 20 chicks I think are hot?