Ah, fuck it!

"Well," Issei took a deep breath, deciding to rip off the band aid. "Rias is kind of a Sex Genie now..." he told Asia, who blinked and flushed.

"Um... A what?" Asia asked, looking between Rias and Issei in pure bewilderment. "A Sex Genie? What even is that?"

"Well... I'm a genie, but instead of granting three wishes about anything, I can grant infinite wishes about sex... With some other limits, but being about sex is the main one," Rias explained, grinning as Asia went beet red as she thought about all of the implications.

"Yeah, that pretty much sums it up... And I'm her Master," Issei admitted. "We basically have something of a mutual ownership agreement. She's in charge of me in matters related to the Peerage, and I'm in charge of her in matters related to sex."

"How... How is that possible?" Asia asked, stammering and flustered.

"Well, you see, the Lamp came down into our world from another, and Rias got claimed as its genie. Apparently, she's fine with it," Kiba shrugged. "Though Koneko doesn't exactly like that Issei has any degree of ownership."

"...that... Explains the steel beam and car," Asia chuckled nervously.

"Don't forget the wrecking ball, wherever the hell she got that," Issei whimpered, Koneko smirking maliciously at him.

"I'm not telling~!" she chimed.

"I didn't expect you to."

Asia looked back and forth between them, still flustered, but due to the work Issei had already put in, not outright scandalized. "...wow..."

"...so, how about joining Master's harem?" Rias decided to take initiative, making everyone's gazes snap to her.