Agree...

"Oh fuck it, you're right." Beth thought about Brian's text regarding his brother. "Maybe Brian's brother would want to join us."
"I thought he was in the Army overseas or something?" Angela was smiling at Beth's acquiescence to her plans.
"He got home today, and apparently he's going to be staying with us for a while." Beth rolled her eyes. "Was I consulted? Wow, what a great question. No."
"Well...is he cute at least?" Angela asked, running a thoughtful finger across her lips.
"I've never met him. I imagine he looks like Brian, so probably?" {if Shame < 30
}He's a marine. He's probably fit. Not as much earning potential, though.{endif
}
"Oooh. That's very interesting. We should definitely bring him along. I was always a sucker for a military man."
{if Shame < 30
}"You horny cougar..."
"Excuse me, I prefer the term WHIP. Woman, Hot, Intelligent, in my Prime."
"Stop trying to make WHIP happen, Mama Bear."
{else
}"Angela he's 22."
"Even better!"
"Creep." Beth laughed. "You're going to end up on tackled on the lawn on some tv show."
{endif
}
~~
The rest of Beth's day moved along quickly enough, until the final bell rang. Time for detention.