Agree to let one of them go if...

“I’ll tell you what,” you say cheerfully as you put your phone back in your pocket, “You’ve both been so nice and you’re both so insistent that I should let one of you go that you’ve convinced me. I will release one of you.”

Officer Bailey looks hopeful. Wonder Woman looks skeptical, waiting for the catch.

“The question is which one? How to choose?” You make an exaggerated show of deep thought as you walk over by Bailey’s stretcher and casually run your hand down her thighs. “Well there’s obviously only one fair and equitable way to choose. Blowjob contest.”

“WHAT?” Bailey and Diana exclaim at the same time.

“The rules are simple. Each of you sucks me off. Whoever gives the best head, as judged solely by me, wins.”

“And the winner goes free?” Bailey squeaks.

“The winner gets to decide who goes free. You can be as selfless or as selfish as you want.”

“You’re mad,” the Amazon scoffs.

“We all swear beforehand to abide by the outcome, and whoever leaves takes the same oath Freddie did.”

“Why on Earth would we agree to that?” Officer Bailey demands incredulously, but a glance at the Princess tied to the desk tells you she gets it.

“Explain it to her,” you tell the bound heroine.

Her face says she doesn’t want to, but her voice obeys, “We would agree to it because we each want to see the other get out of here in one piece and abused as little as possible. The alternative being we both get abused and violated multiple times and multiple ways.”

“Succinctly put, Princess, thank you.”

You give them both a moment to ponder that.

“You don’t have to do this,” Diana says in a quiet voice directed at Bailey.

The blond cop is still crying but her jaw is set. “I really think I do.” She takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. “Fine, I agree.”

You turn to the beautiful superheroine, who has turned her head away leaving her face masked by a curtain of hair. “Well Princess? It’s no fun if everyone doesn’t play.”

Her voice is heavy with resignation, “Very well. I agree to this debased contest.”