After

"I see... so this is-"

"Ooohhh fuuuck yeeesss! Fuuuck meee! Haaardeeer!"

Hilda cleared her throat trying again. "This is your story, Melfina?" She indicated the television as her ears burned red.

Melfina smiled and nodded. "That's right-"

"Yesss-mmm! Do it! In my ass! Please oh please oh please oh- Fuck! Fuck! FUCK MEEEEEeeeee! F-F-FILL MEEE UP! GIMME ALL A YER CUMMM! BAY-BEEEE!!! CUUUMMMIIINNNGGG!!!"

Melfina waits for Harley to finish screaming. She's blushing too but smiling happily about it to Hilda. "I do believe that they're finished now. That's right. It's a science fiction type story."

Hilda took her fingers from out of her ears. "I hope so... that Harley has the lungs of a Lynel! So ships that sail stars? How romantic that life must be! Our story must seem terribly dull in comparison."

"Oh, not at all!" Melfina said and picked up her phone that Dave had given her earlier. "See I already added it to my SPhone! Though I have to admit I'm not very far into it... I never played games before and I just started earlier. But it's charming and I'm looking forward to your appearance! Oh!" She waved to Tink as she flew by. "Are they "done"?"

Tink laughed and shook her head. "Possibly, even for Harls that was a big orgasm, but I need my turn. I gotta replenish my "happy feelings". Earlier was good but nothings as effective as really... good..." she sees Hilda frowning and sighs. "Something wrong Hilda?"

Hilda opens her mouth but pauses and shakes her head. "No, Tink. It's... a big change for me. Please be patient with me."

Tink smiled and sat with them for bit. "You can be honest Hilda. It's best that way and the only way that things will work. Is it the sex that bothers you?"

Hilda blushes and nods. "It's... I'm not a prude. I understand it's function and importance but... must it be so blatant?"

Tink nods. Sometimes characters from "family friendly" properties had tough transitions to life on Prime and needed to be eased into things and some didn't. Looked like Hilda was alright with the idea of sex but what was "proper" might be a small issue?

She smiled. That was actually a good thing and had revealed Hilda as interested in sex. "I'm sorry if that's an issue for you Hilda but yes. We want to accommodate and live our lives freely here. We enjoy sex and it's our home so we're planning on having a lot. Harley has dreamed of having sex in every room but Dave has wisely told her that others private quarters and a couple of other areas are unreasonable. But everywhere else is OK. Is that what bothers you?"

Hilda nodded. "I... It's rather improper isn't it?"

Tink smirked and shrugged. "Only if you give a fuck about propriety."

Hilda's eyes go wide. "Tink!"

Tink laughed. "Sorry Hilda. But this is how Harley and I are. We've been trying to be on somewhat good behavior just for meeting you and Mel but you'll have to get used to it. Since you already had a bit of a quick start let's rip the bandage off entirely and quickly. A lot of the "proper" behavior you're thinking about means nothing to us or to a lot of people on Prime. Sex can, and does, happen lot's of places besides the bedroom or even in a bed, as Melfina can tell you."

Hilda looks shocked at Melfina who waves her hands. "No, no. I... I haven't... I mean I did but I didn't!" She blushed and put her face in her hands. "Tink! What are you making me say?!"

Tink laughed and patted her head. "Oh, Mel! Do you realize that just makes you even cuter? What Melfina's saying is she had a little "safe sex" but hasn't yet experienced "intercourse" for herself yet."

"Safe... sex?" Hilda asked.

Tink sighed. "Ok listen up. Crash course from Proffesor Tink. Intercourse can also mean "sex" though that's inaccurate as I'll explain but it's commonly referred to as "fucking". "Sex" can be many different things. Most think of vaginal penetration but you just heard Harley experiencing Anal penetration."

"A-anal?" Hilda asked.

Tink grinned. "That girl likes getting spanked and then ass fucked."

"Oh dear!" Hilda said surprised. "I-Is that so?"

Tink nods. "Yep. She's got a whole "bad girl/good girl" thing too but we'll cover fetishes and kinks someother time. I don't want to get too far off the basic track which is sex. Next is "oral sex" which happens when you pleasure a partner using your mouth and then "manual sex" where one uses their hands or objects like toys or tools to please a partner." She smiles. "Which happened last night between Mel and Dave right where you're sitting."

It takes about a second or two for Hilda to process that as she leaps off the couch like someone had set her butt on fire. Meanwhile Melfina had gone as red as Tink's dress. "Why? Why would you tell her that Tink?!"

Tonk stuck her tongue out. "Sorry but it was super cute, sweet and hot as hell watching you two mutually masturbate the other! And you watched us all have similar fun in the shower afterwards... and sit down Hilda. Everything was cleaned up. Don't overreact Princess."

Hilda cleared her throat and gingerly sat blushing. "I see... that was very informative. Thank you, Tink."

Tink laughed. "Oh dear, there's so much more! That's barely even the tip of the iceberg!"

"There is?" Hilda asked excitedly before clearing her throat again. "I mean, is that so?"

Tink understood though and grinned nodding. "It is. Would you like to know more?" She asked knowing the answer already. Hilda was obviously sex curious. Hylians, and likely Loruleans, were generally depicted as long-lived like an elf. How many years had a slightly bad Princess suffered in neglect and wanting from her family friendly setting and not so heroic hero?

"I suppose a more complete general knowledge of the subject would be welcome," said Hilda predictably.

Tink tried not to smile and shrugged shaking her head instead. "That's too bad because I wasn't offering that." She turned away from Hilda and faced Melfina. "What about you, Mel? Do you want to learn more?"

Hilda is shocked at being dismissed and more dismayed as Melfina seriously nods her head clenching her hands into fists. "I do, Tink! Does that mean...?"

Tink smiles and nods. "Yes. I'd love to show you!" She pauses the show just as Gene Starwind is saying, 'let's go!' And steals his line offering her hand to Melfina which she takes. "Let's go!"

A second hand joins Melfina's. "Wait!" Hilda said. "I-I want to learn as well!"

*Way to take the bait, Princess!* Tink thought as she smiles and says, "Alright, as long as you're certain."

Hilda gulps but nods seriously. "I am!"

Tink's smile becomes a grin. "Alright... this will be informative and fun!"

[David Stark Pepper Tinker Bell Harley Quinn Melfina VSD02C and Princess Hilda

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