Aelita

Shampoo decided that if she could not get closer to Poppy, she would build her relationship with Aelita who is the head of the harem. And learning how to better care for children would be a great boon when her new airen decided she will help his family line.

“Shampoo join pink airen,” Shampoo said as she went to join Aelita. Aelita looked at DeeDee to ask if it was alright.

“She can stay,” DeeDee assured her. “You do get to have up to two assistants.” DeeDee pointed at the two Jirou Kyokas in the metal bikinis helping Momo Yaoyorozu into her seat and organizing her possessions.

“Have a nice class/club,” Starfire said as her group walked away. Aelita, Shampoo, and Nuelssa walked inside the room and quickly got settled. Shampoo sat down in a seat next to Aelita in a large ring of seats facing each other; this would be where the Character Mommy Club/Class (trademark pending) will have their group sessions where they discuss anything that happened in the last week. Essentially, it was the gossip and secret sharing time. While Shampoo and Aelita sat down, Nuelssa searched the room to make sure it was secure and that there were no threats to her charge.

“Hello everyone! Glad to see everyone is here!” DeeDee said as everyone except Nuelssa and some of the assistants were seated in the group circle. “I see some new faces and faces who haven’t been here awhile.” DeeDee indicated Azula and Cheetara.

“I had to get the concubines in the harem in order, they were getting too uppity,” Azula declared as she bounced the baby in her arms; her toddler was being distracted by the Jin seated behind her. “It does not help that the father of my children purchased a flower shop girl with admittedly powerful firebending and a so-called Flame Princess.” Azula would roll her eyes as she described a Bloom from Winx Club and Flame Princess of Adventure Time.

“I see your owner likes his fiery princesses,” Kitty Pryde snarked. Azula made an angry punching gesture at Kitty who only laughed as the weak fireball passed harmlessly to her left. Nuellssa ignored the fireball that dissipated before it could hit her as she glared at the pile of childrens toys.

“Azula…” DeeDee said in a sing-song voice. “What did we say about fireballing others?”

Azula growled and said “Not too.”

“Good,” DeeDee replied before turning to Kitty. “How is the new Kitty at home?” Kitty Pryde from X-Men Evolution’s smile dipped a bit before replying.

“She’s having a hard time settling in, especially since Daniel recently got a bunch of Sentinels to guard the grounds,” Kitty explained. “She’s terrified of them, I guess the sentients did a number on her in her universe. She also doesn’t like that he’s starting a family with me which is kinda understandable.” Several of the other group members nodded in agreement.

“James won a Rayla from Dragon Prince in a poker night who is still insisting that my baby isn’t his,” Aelita shook her head. “She used to try to get me to tell her the ‘real’ father’s name and hint on helping me escape. She’s gone quiet about it; I just hope that means she’s convinced we love each other and will settle down soon.”

“If you wish, I can show you…techniques in controlling your subjects,” Azula said with a sinister grin which her baby tried to mimic.

“Thank you, if my current plan doesn’t pan out I will reach out for tips,” Aelita replied happily. “I’m looking into certain businesses to help her get over her hang ups on humans and hopefully transition her to harem life; we might be too busy with the upcoming wedding to take care of her ourselves and it might become too late to break her bad habits.”

“Oh, he finally popped the question?” Teela from Masters of the Universe vs. The Snake Men asked.

“Yes, we finally found Starfire and he’s now able to marry me as well,” Aelita said as several of the club mates congratulated her including Azula, Ruby Rose, and Morticia Addams. “Your invitations should’ve been in the mail already though the original date might have to be delayed again.”

“Why? Was his job as a trash salvager not enough to pay for one in time?” Azula asked dismissively.

“He rehomes characters after saving them from homelessness and other fates. It's just for fun, he has other sources of money,” Aelita corrected half-heartedly, used to Azula deriding everyone’s owner’s jobs despite her owner apparently laying about all day while his characters earned him money. “But no…” Aelita gave an explanation to the group about what happened.

“My owner is in search and rescue, maybe he can help?” Momo offered out of concern for her friend.

“There are already a lot of people looking,” Aelita sighed, both getting a bit tired of so many people offering to help while grateful she has so many good friends.

“Is this why she’s here?” Ruby Rose asked, pointing back at Nuelssa who was surrounded by partially damaged toys.

“Who are you working for?! Tell me!” Nuelssa had a gun pointed at a Teddy Ruxpin doll while she was holding it against the wall.

“Would you like to hear a story?” The doll said as its eyes bugged out.

“Alright you sick bastard, I’m listening, spill your guts,” Nuelssa growled as she pressed the gun into the doll’s face.

“Yup…” Shampoo helpfully said.

I would love to thank Wolf13 for ideas for members of the club and for Nuelssa’s Teddy Bear scene.