Aelita and Co watching game shows while waiting for you

“Looks like Big Tom discovered the Blue-Haired Asian characters! Will he go for them?” A Ty Lee from Avatar in a dazzling red dress asked the audience as a chubby Prime Worlder huffed and puffed as he ran down the aisle while carrying a nearly full grocery cart.

“He has already found and packed his cart with the superheroine aisle and several goths but can he complete the 1-A girl collection or will he find his goths some friends?” Ty Lee said as ‘Big Tom’ stopped at a cage containing a Marinette who stared at him fearfully. The Marinette had on a tight halter top that bared her midriff and a sexy asymmetrical skirt.

“Oh poor other me,” Marinette said as she saw the expression on the caged Marinette on screen. James’ harem, those who weren’t off doing their own thing or working on their own projects at least, were gathered in the expansive living room of the guest house surrounding the large tv. After their day, they were all relaxing until they were tired enough to drift away.

“You think he’s going for her?” Laura asked as she slurped her large soda. “He only has two keys left and I doubt he knows how to pick a lock.”

“He picked up Juleka so maybe?” Aelita commented as she retied her robe. Most of the harem were still wearing robes from their time at the spa.

The Juleka that ‘Big Tom’ had already picked up and put in his cart was stuffed between an Ochako in skin tight gym clothes and a Momo Yaoyorozu in a lavish dress. The kart had the rest of the 1-A girls except for Kyouka Jirou nor Toru Hagakure(at least visibly), along with Joan of Arc from Clone High. They were very tightly packed in and sitting on each other.

“He already has so many girls in there,” Diana said, a bit concerned at the packed characters.

“They’ll be fine I–whoa!” Gogo exclaimed as ‘Big Tom’ used the strength his chubby size hid to grab the lock on Marinette’s cage and break it off barehanded.

“Big Tom just broke off the lock on the cage! Is that allowed!” Ty Lee asked on screen before she cocked her head a bit. “According to my very handsome producers, it’s allowed!”

Big Tom grabbed Marinette and placed her gently into his cart in the lap of Tsuyu Asui before he took off down the aisle to get Kyouka using the same method. He was about to grab a Musa from Winx Club who had been partially hidden by some blue pool noodles when Ty Lee made an announcement.

“Big Tom’s five minutes are almost up, will he be able to get back to the cash register in time?” ‘Big Tom’ wasted no time and flung Musa over his shoulder before pushing the overloaded cart down the aisle and rushed to the registers with his prizes.

“He has thirty seconds to get them scanned or he will lose them all,” Ty Lee said as Big Tom hustled towards the registers and did his best not to slip on the random oil slick trap that hindered his run. The harem gasped as he nearly slipped and dropped Musa. He picked her up again and caught up with his cart.

“20, 19,...” Ty Lee counted down as he grabbed a scanner and started scanning the visible barcodes on his prizes’ necks, arms, backs, or cheeks (face and ass) while avoiding some swinging axes. “5, 4, 3…” Big Tom finished scanning Musa’s facial barcode and dropped her in his cart before diving over to a big red button past the registers. “And time! Big Tom just won himself a lovely harem set and due to the value of that harem, a total of 1.3 million dollars. Give him a round of applause folks, we did not expect this.”

“Hopefully he treats them kindly,” Starfire says as she cuddles up with Aelita in a purple hooded robe that ends at her thighs, showing off her smooth legs.

“Master Rater has him as a first time owner, though some characters owned by others and some public ones gave him four or five stars,” Gaige said as she browsed her computer.

“Master Rater?” Asked Shampoo, who stopped nuzzling a stiff Ranko with Blake Belladonna. Blake was still acting like a Glameow from Pokemon and was being very affectionate with whoever came near. Blackfire on the other hand was across the room and sleeping on the lap of Jean Grey who was holding her hand to Blackfire’s temple.

“Master Rater is a website some character set up to rate Prime Worlders, so newbies can know what to look forward to with their owners, their likes and stuff. James is currently a 4.3 star Prime Worlder by the way,” Gaige said as she showed the group her laptop.

“Why not the five star?” Starfire asks, looking at some of the comments on the site.

“I think some confused James with his twin but James apparently has caused a lot of trouble especially at casinos. There are also some of his prank wars and stuff.”

“What’s this about a prank war?” a voice suddenly said at the entrance of the living room. The harem jumped a bit before looking at the intruder.

“James!” Aelita said, concerned at the sight of you leaning against your brother, looking completely wasted.

“Don’t worry, he just had a bit too much to drink. His hangover is going to be killer. Endless booze and Poison Ivy pheromones will do that to a guy,” Jamie said as he (along with the help of Erza) set you down on the couch by Aelita.

“Hey beautiful angel, sorry but I’m marrying two angels in a few days,” you said as you fell down and laid down on Aelita’s lap.

“I’m one of the angels you’re marrying, dummy,” Aelita smiled at you.

“Oh…” you replied before you pointed your unsteady arm at Starfire. “Can we invite her to the honeymoon?”

“I’m your other bride,” Starfire said as she leaned over and kissed your forehead, leaving a matte violet lipstick mark to join the dozens of faded kisses you had across your neck and chest.

“Really?” You say in wonder, slurring it only a little. “I must be real lucky to find such beautiful ladies to want me.”

“Yeah, you’re very lucky brother,” Jamie shook his head a bit and mumbled something like ‘lightweight’. “Well, have a good night ladies, I need to see the rest of the bachelor party to their homes before their harems come looking for me.”

After he left the room, he peaked back in, “Don’t be too surprised if some random purchases show up at one point, he messed with his phone a few times on the way back. Pretty sure it was the RealDream Market app, not sure.”

“Thanks for the warning Jamie, see you at the wedding or earlier,” Aelita said as she waved goodbye.

“I’ll check to make sure he didn’t buy Boob World again and overdrafted his account, again,” Katara said as she pulled out her phone. James had given her, Gaige, and Ahsoka access to his accounts to be able to read transactions and run approved types of transactions like groceries and fuel/coolant for the cars.

You continued to give random harem members compliments as commercials played on screen. Suddenly, Erza exclaimed, “Wait, isn't that Hendrick?” The harem looked back at the TV and saw Hendrick Murray, the teen neighbor with the strange chin and Hawaiian shirt, on Character Mart Sweep.

The Ty Lee gave her count down and the teen immediately ran towards a sign saying hot babes and nearly immediately got punched by an oversized foam fist that knocked him into the Alien aisle. “I can’t say he didn’t deserve that!” Ahsoka chuckled while several harem members familiar with the brat openly laughed at his misfortune especially as he got up with a thorn covered alien creature on his head.

You drifted off to sleep once more, surrounded by the sounds of your harem’s laughter and joy.