Advice from a Medical Ninja

The first thing that I felt when returning back to consciousness was the comfortable sheets that I was on. Then came smell, the sterile, too clean smell of a hospital. Afterwards, my ears were filled with the hustle and bustle of a crowded room, making me groan.

"Choji! Choji can you hear me?"

I tried to open my eyes, but was immediately blinded by a bright, white light.

"Can you hear me buddy?"

I opened my eyes more gradually this time and saw a familiar face with a head full of spiky black hair, looking at me with concern.

"Shikamaru," I mumbled.

A smile of relief spread over my friend's face and the noise of the room intensified. "Someone, tell Lady Hokage to come back, please!" A female voice from near me gave out an order.

"What happened?" I croaked out.

"Never mind that now," the female voice said before Shikamaru could answer. "How are you feeling now?"

"... Alright."

"Good," she replied. With that a slender but strong arm supported my back and got me into a seating position, before putting a glass of water to my lips. "Drink up!"

I did so greedily, and afterwards blearily looked around the room. I was clearly at Konoha Hospital, in a room filled with people wearing medical robes and masks, going about their various tasks. Shikamaru was at my right, the only person not wearing hospital garb. A woman was to my left, supporting me. She was tall and thin but must have been quite strong to steady me with one hand. She had black eyes and short black hair and was wearing a black kimono underneath her white hospital garb. She seemed familiar. Shizune was her name, right?

"What happened?" I asked Shikamaru again. "How long was I here for?"

"Oh well," my friend replied in a nonchalant voice that tried to cover his concerns as best as he could. "I was on the way to your place last evening when I heard a lot of noise. By the time I got there, there was a hole on the floor, and you were ****. And let me tell you, it was a real drag to haul you out of that hole. Anyway, that was yesterday. We spent all those hours here, while the healers did the best they could."

"We?"

Shikamaru smiled. "You really think Team 10 would leave one of our own alone in a time like this? Ino is just outside the room. She'd have preferred to stay here, but there were too many people in the room. Asuma Sensei went out just now to grab a snack, because you would have probably woken up hungry."

I couldn't help but smile at that. It really warmed my heart to see how much my teammates cared for me.

Before I could say anything back to Shikamaru, however, the door to the room opened. I looked eagerly, hoping it was Ino. Seeing her always made me feel better. But it was, somehow, someone even better looking. And my first thoughts were.. 106? That can't be right! I don't know exactly how much 106 centimeters are, but those got to be bigger than that!

For, standing in front of me was none other than the Hokage of the Leaf Village, Tsunade Senju. It was the first time I got to see her in person, and I didn't miss my opportunity to get a good look at her.

Everything about her face was fair. She had cream coloured skin, light blonde hair, honey coloured eyes and a mouth that was maybe a little bit too small for her face, covered in pink lipstick. Those only meant that the dark, violet coloured diamond shape on her forehead, the Strength of a Hundred Seal that marked her as the foremost medical ninja in the world, stood ever so proudly on her head.

Of course, all of these were secondary to my main focus. As she had just gotten back, Tsunade wasn't wearing any hospital garb, and she had forgone her usual green robe too. As such, all that covered her torso was the skimpy, sleeveless, kimono like grey blouse that showed off her incredibly massive, unbelievably wonderful... tits. And they were quite large. Each one individually was the size of Tsunade's head, and with her top only covering half of each boob, that meant there was a vast expanse of exposed, creamy, bouncy -

"Akimichi!" Tsunade thundered.

"Lady Hokage," I quickly bowed my head in greeting, pretending that I wasn't staring at the bust of the strongest woman on the planet.

Shikamaru facepalmed.

Lady Tsunade huffed and strode into the room, picking up a medical report as she did so. She didn't seem too offended at my leering. Heck, the reason why she keeps half her tits out is probably because she secretly enjoys the attention. Right?

"Well, Choji Akimichi, you certainly gave us a fright."

"I am sorry, Lady Hokage," I said, bowing again.

"Would you care to explain what happened?"

I remained silent.

Tsunade's light brown eyes hardened, and a crease appeared on her forehead. "Everyone else, out, now!"

She said it in the tones of a woman who expected to have her way, and she did. Shikamaru patted my arm and promised to wait outside and shuffled outside with the rest of the healers. Soon enough, apart from me only three other people remained in the room: Tsunade, Shizune and another healer.

"You should leave as well, Sakura," Tsunade stated.

The olive-green eyes of the other medic widened. I suppose I could've guessed who she was, for even with her body and half her face covered, I could still catch glimpses of pink hair that Sakura was famous for. But to be fair, my eyes had far better sights to see.

"But Lady Tsunade -" Sakura began.

"This is a sensitive issue. If anything is learned from my conversation with Choji that I would deem useful for your knowledge on medical ninjutsu, I would share that information with you. Now, leave."

Sakura seemed surprised at her dismissal, but it was becoming very clear to me that Tsunade Senju is someone who would harbour no disagreements. Sakura gave a quick bow to Tsunade, gave me a sympathetic thumbs up and left the room.

Tsunade, all the while, had her back to me (and let me tell you, while her bust is celebrated for good reason, her big, plump, ass is also no laughing matter, which I can see even with the baggy, dark pants she usually wears). Once Sakura was gone, she sauntered onto a chair and looked at me directly in the eyes. "It's not too difficult to guess what happened yesterday, you know."

"It's not?" I gulped.

"Of course not," Tsunade scoffed. "You were found in a cavern underneath your house, **** near a stone slab. The runes on that slab is being deciphered as we speak, but the main jutsu engraved there is legible and clearly a jutsu in your clan. Akimichi jutsus take a lot of chakra, which you very well know. The fact that you were found nearby leads me to the conclusion that you decided to experiment with this newfound jutsu, despite knowing better, and this jutsu absorbed all of your chakra before you even realized. And the stupidity of your actions is dawning on you just now, which is why you didn't want to talk about what happened in front of your friends. How close am I to the truth?"

"That's pretty much what happened," I mumbled.

"Oh, the youth these days," Tsunade sighed as she put a hand on her forehead. "Unlike our time, you get to live in a time of peace, so you decide to put yourselves in danger by being reckless instead.

"I... I am sorry, Lady Tsunade. I just... I just wanted to be stronger." I felt very lame admitting it, but I was too tired and humbled to bluff my way through.

Her eyes softened somewhat but her voice was as hard as ever. "Hard work and patience are the path to true strength, not shortcuts."

"I understand, Lady Tsunade," I said, bowing again.

For a few minutes, I was under the intense scrutiny from a pair of hard, pretty eyes, before they eventually relented and their owner spoke up. "Alright, let's try that jutsu again."

"WHAT?" Both me and Shizune yelped.

For the first time since I saw her, a smile cracked through the hard exterior that Tsunade projected. "You know, Choji, I am actually very experienced. I've seen generation after generation of young Shinobi and each of them are filled by confident young boys who are determined to be the strongest. Even if I let you off now, you would have eventually tried it out again, yes?"

"Probably," I said, chuckling drily.

"Well then, it's better for you to do it now, at the hospital in my presence. I will be able to make a sound conclusion about the jutsu once the slab is fully deciphered. But considering that you don't seem to show any negative medical signs other than the overuse of chakra leads me to believe that this jutsu is not harmful to the user, as long as they keep their wits about and use their chakra wisely, they would be fine." Tsunade was very pretty when her smile was genuine. "So, Choji, are you ready?"

"Yes!" I exclaimed. The idea of a new, secret jutsu is exciting. Maybe this was finally my chance to be a player in this new world.

I clambered out of the bed, drank another glass of water and took a stance, hands ready to go.

"Careful with that chakra of yours!" Tsunade called out encouragingly.

I nodded resolutely, directing all of attention to my chakra reserves. "Partial Expansion Jutsu!"

For a second, I felt like nothing happened. Then I suddenly became off balance and fell forward into the fall.

Tsunade and Shizune quickly rushed to either side of me. "What happened?"

"Oh nothing," I said, sitting up on the floor. "I just lost my bal-"

Then came the pain. It came out of nowhere and encompassed my whole lower body, leaving me writhing in agony and screaming in pain. It was as if my pants were suddenly shrinking... or I was expanding.

"What is it Choji?" Tsunade demanded, trying to get a hold of me. "Tell me where it hurts so I can help you!"

But I couldn't. I couldn't think, much less speak. All I wanted was the pain to be gone. And so, I put my hands down and wiggled out of pants and underwear, before panting on the floor, relief finally flooding into me.

Tsunade and Shizune jumped back to the other side of the room as I slowly climbed up to my feet.

"It's... it's impossible!" Shizune stammered.

"It's huge! It's..." Tsunade marveled.

"Beautiful." Shizune finished, utterly entranced.

I looked down at the sight of their awe. The moment I was out of my pants, my head cleared enough to stop continuing the jutsu, but the damage (if you can even call it that) was already done. My cock now hung like a meaty, veiny python, brown and large as a tree trunk, swinging in between my knees. My balls seemed to have grown in proportion, growing in size and weight. I couldn't take a proper look at them though. Taking off your pants in front of the Hokage for a medical emergency is one thing, but lifting up your cock to get a better look at your balls is pushing one's luck too far.

I wished there was a full-length mirror in the room. From the weight of my balls, I must have looked grotesque, but grotesque can be erotic, and the eyes of my audience confirmed that very well.

"Well, now we know what exactly expands in this jutsu," Tsunade muttered, as if looking at the issue from the eyes of a medic would suppress her... bewilderment. Yes, she will call the emotions she's feeling right now bewilderment and nothing else.

"But it's impossible. It's well known among the Akimichi that we can't expand our... uh, private parts. We are strictly forbidden from even trying, because our elders say it's impossible and would only end up hurting us."

"Interesting." Tsunade mused. "I'm sure that stone will reveal some answers. Until then, we have to be careful. You can let go of the jutsu now, Choji."

"Oh of course, " I said sheepishly, still too confused by everything that happened. I let go of the hand seal, and my cock begin to shrink.

"Why is it not working?" Shizune whispered to her mistress in a hushed voice with a hand covering her mouth, almost as if she's afraid of offending my cock.

"Are you disobeying me, Choji?" Tsunade asked with narrowed eyes.

"What? No! This is just my normal size!" I protested my innocence, now that my cock has gone to its usual, soft size of eight inches.

"That is your normal size?!" Shizune yelped.

"For goodness' sake, Shizune, get a hold of yourself!" Tsunade snapped, as if she said the advice loud enough, she would be able to use it suppress her own... bewilderment.

I chuckled as I pulled my pants up and fell onto my bed. Not just because of chakra depletion, but because of the exhilaration I was feeling at these new developments. Perhaps I could find a happy ending in this foreign story.

"You should rest Choji. And no more... experiments until that stone is decoded."

I could only nod in exhaustion. "May I ask something?"

"What?"

"Can you not tell anyone about it? I mean... it's a pretty... unusual jutsu."

Tsunade pursed her lips. "That depends on the information that is on that stone. But, rest assured, I'll try to protect your privacy as much as possible. Any other requests?"

"Can you send some guys who know Earth Style Jutsu to fix up my house?" I mumbled as drowsiness overcame me. "I don't want my grandmother to lose her head."

"Of course," Tsunade smiled. "After all, I forgot that you are just a teenager." She added that last part almost to herself, as a reassurance of her superiority over me, in age, experience and rank. But it didn't work. You could see it in her eyes. Once full of confidence, they were now troubled, as if they were aware of the fact that the reality that existed five minutes ago was no more, and no one in the room can ever go back to that.

"I'll allow your friends to come over and bring you some food. You Akimichis spend a lot of chakras your jutsus. Shizune, let's go. Shizune!"

The dark-haired assistant, who was still staring at my crotch suddenly snapped out of her trance. "Of course, Lady Tsunade!" she said, bowing quickly and following her mistress out of the room.

I laid on my bed, listening to Tsunade talk to my friends, reassuring their concerns while being vague about the particulars. I knew I had to think about this rationally, figure out everything that happened and imagine how this would impact my life in the future. But my lightheadedness prevented me from any serious thoughts, and my head was just filled with possibilities... lavish possibilities.

I laughed out in joy.