Advent Calendar

Back at Thanksgiving, my wife, Cheri, concocted this years 25 day advent calendar to lead all the way up to Christmas Day. The rules were simple we wrote out 25 sexy ideas for ourselves or each other on a Christmas card, placed each card in an envelope shuffled our cards up and set them in random numbers of the advent calendars for our night stands. She handed me 25 cards and said, “don’t just put down fucking or something like that, be creative and have fun.” Her envelopes were all sealed and ready to go, so I started writing things, and after a few minutes, I had something on all 25 cards. She took the 50 cards and threw them in a Christmas bag and shook it up; then she asked, “who goes first you or me?” I of course offered ladies first, and she reached in grabbed a card shoved it in an open door and closed it. I did the same for my calendar, we emptied the bag and all 50 doors were closed and ready.

On Friday December 1st, we started the day opening our calendars; Cheri read, “the reader must masturbate in front of the listener!” She hopped out of bed and brought a kitchen chair into our bedroom and had me sit in it as she began rubbing her clit feverishly with her vibrator. I had a raging boner. She yelled at me for touching her, and then for touching myself, saying, “the card didn’t give you permission to participate other than watching besides who knows what you’re doing from your car!” With that she sprayed all over the bed like a geyser, And panted, “now read.” My card wasn’t as fantastic, “sneak a privates picture and sext it while shopping.” Cheri laughed, “well I guess you can get groceries after work; oh make that dick pic special!, and I might ride that monster tonight!”

I went through the day periodically thinking about my wife and her sexual nature that seems to be so overwhelmingly seasonal. I pulled up to Kroger and went in the bathroom checked every where, pulled my cock out of my shorts and slapped it on the counter taking a couple of different pictures quickly to send her. Finished my shopping and went home. After dinner, I poured some wine and we were sitting on the couch enjoying the night when she started rubbing the outline of my cock through my shorts, “well your pictures could have used a little work as she nibbled my ear, but fuck it I need you deep inside me.” I grabbed her up and tossed her on the bed started peeling her clothes off as she used her feet to push my shorts off and pull my shirt off. I started to kiss my way from her lips down her neck to her boobs, when I reached her bellybutton, she grabbed my hair, “look I don’t need prepping; I need to be thoroughly fucked, so put it in me!” I brought my head to her opening and started to push in at about halfway she winced as she wasn’t quite wet enough to take all of my dick. I hoisted her knees over my shoulders and started grinding my way slowly deeper and deeper to a rhythmic moan she was making. Finally, my whole dick was wet with her, and I started thrusting in and out of her still rotating my hips counterclockwise. She started cooing, “fuck me hard and deep!” I pulled back about 6 inches and slammed balls deep into her my balls slapping her ass, she clawed my back as I repeatedly did this faster and faster for a minute or so then slowed down and grind my full length inside her rubbing the head of my cock against her wall. She was screaming fuck oh fuck as I went back to fast paced slamming her and then slow grinding as alternate speeds. I pushed all the way in and pulsated my cock to her orgasm as I caught my breath. I slid out flipped her over hanging her legs off the side of the bed crawled off the bed and began fucking her from behind. When I came I shot my load all over her giant tight ass. We cleaned up and went to bed.

Saturday, December 2nd: Cheri opened her box and read the card, “Naked house chores. Okay what’s yours?” I read, “get a Brazilian wax job!” Cheri died laughing, “that’s funny, and I can’t wait to see you smooth!” We get up and I am protesting my card, as she is sweeping and mopping completely nude. We get dressed and she had made an appointment for the Brazilian for me 2 counties over to reduce the risk of someone from school being there. On the way there, she whispered, “I wrote it for me, so we both have an appointment now.” Here we were naked in this room together and these two technicians come in and one walks out and 3 more come in with her. Each one gasps as they see my cock and balls on full flaccid display. Cheri is giggling. This maybe 5’ tall petite Asian woman comes up and begins explaining what she was doing wiping to prep for the wax. Her tiny hand grabs the head of my cock and lifts, I look down as even soft she was barely all the way around it. She starts moving it and my balls around rubbing my groin and scrotum with the wipe. Suddenly my cock was getting hard. She excused herself and scurried out. I could hear the group talking when the lady waxing my wife whispered to her, “You are a lucky lady that thing is bigger than my arm.” The waxing was awful especially the hairs on my balls and her rubbing the crack of my ass to pull those hairs. We got in the car, and I told Cheri, “well I am never doing that shit again!” She laughed, “those women had a great time. They will talk about the pornstar and his wife for years to come. We got home and Cheri suggested we inspect the work the office did. We stripped down and holy shit it was amazing feeling her hand rubbing all over my hairless crotch, my soldiers sprung to life hitting her in the chin. She said, “well the boner at the salon was the most entertaining one ever. That poor cosmetologist that had you was in total shock and her nipples were betraying how turned on she was too. My girl explained my luck and how her husband didn’t have hard what you had soft.” Suddenly she had my cock in her mouth with one hand on my shaft and one on my balls. She sucked on my dick for a few moments and I bent over and helped her to the bed I crawled my face in her crotch with mine in hers and started sucking her clit and fingering her slit. I could feel her clench on my fingers as some juice squirted out, I flipped on my back and slid her in to reverse cowgirl. She impaled her snatch on my shaft like a piston like pump. She was cumming and moaning and spraying me with ejaculate. Orgasm after orgasm with a “fuck mmme, oh znelmenru, fuck, fffnhcnkkk,” escaping her breath.

12/3: Cheri opened the envelope and read, “morning sex. Well we finally had one of your cards.” I rolled toward her to start and she stopped me, “what if your card goes with morning sex? Read it.” My card, “give a naked massage. Also one of my cards.” She handed me the oil and said, “alright rub me down to feel me up.” I gave her a sensual massage and my dick was full attention by the time she rolled over for me to rub her front and play with her boobs. I climbed on top of her oiled up body and began making out with her. I pushed my over 8” inside her and began just fucking her. The lubing her up with sexual body massage and sex lube made her so easy to slide in and out and I pounded her for 10 minutes of her cumming over and over her legs were shaking, but I was still going strong. I was able to go thrusting in and out causing her giant boobs to flop uncontrollably, as she squirted and cussed, moaned and spasmed. Over and over again she finally asked me to stop about an hour into our session saying, “okay stop you can finish in my mouth my pussy can’t take anymore this morning. She started sucking my dick like a champ, she was two handed pumping as she would stop sucking my cock to alternate licking and sucking my balls. Finally I said I am about to cum and she to her word took it in her mouth and swallowed all of it.