Adella DIRT #3

"Get me more," you tell Lisa.

• She has to get off as often as you do. The difference is that you always have to do it yourself and she always has help.

"Lisa," you text, annoyed.

• Her pornhub search history is all threesomes and DP. She must have a thing for having another dick in the picture.

"I like that stuff too," you say.

• But it has been a long time since she has looked at porn.

"Of course."

• Because she doesn't have to.

"I get it!"

• Because she actually gets laid.

You go to block her, but she is still texting.

• Unlike you, Riley

"For fuck's sake!"