Addison The standup comedian

People got into stand up comedy for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes it's the adrenaline rush, other times it's to cope with personal issues. Some just do it out of love for the craft. But Addison got into comedy for the attention.

She always felt she deserved to be the center of attention. It was just obvious. She was super hot, and way smart, and had the best personality (in her mind at least). Everyone should look at her, they should listen to her! So, comedy was the perfect outlet for her. She had a room full people, a captive audience, and would have their undivided attention!

And Addison was growing successful. Sure, some people grumbled it was just because she was a hot chick, or that she didn't even really tell jokes. But they were all clearly jealous! The numbers spoke for themselves, and her clips got a lot of views online... besides, since she was hot, she deserved the attention!

And so, Addison was currently onstage at a rather prestigious comedy club, about to start her act...