You lose yourself in work, and eventually get a message.

After waiting a few minutes, you head back to your room, and resume your demonic research. Several hours pass as you track down some of the more innocent resources around - mostly stuff put out by demon supporters and scientific journals. You question how accurate or useful such sources will be considering the nature of your problem, but at least you won't end up on any FBI lists with these - and regardless of bias or ulterior motives, they should be able to nail down the basics so that you can start evaluating other resources. And, hell, maybe they'll be able to say something like "Just plug up your nose and the succubae pheromones can't lust-trance you, everyone knows that!".

But eventually, a familiar little box pops up on your computer as Taylor messages you - you glance at the clock, and notice to your surprise that it's two in the morning.

O. M. G. Best date ever! Finally lost my V-card! Taylor types.

Congratulations! You reply, Guess the makeover was worth it :P .

It's kind of weird to you to think of Taylor graduating, but... Well, it had to happen sometime, right? You've been aiming at the goal for years, at least indirectly. Though before all of this, you'd have thought it would at least take a third date.

Oh, shush, you. Taylor replies, She was into me before, and you know it! But yeah, she could hardly keep her hands off me in the car. We'd have probably made out there if I wasn't worried about my makeup, lol.

Lol! You type back, I'm guessing that didn't stop you on the way back, then.

It did! Taylor replied, We walked back, so of course we couldn't get carried TOO away. Though, we might have walked a biiit closer than we should have...

I'm surprised Liz was willing to wait, with how she was looking at you :) . You type, That woman must have the patience of a saint.

No, it's more... She's super subby. Taylor wrote, A few words from me was all it took to get her to back down.

Really? You ask, That seems like it would kill the mood? Plus, grabby guys suck =\ .

You hadn't really pegged Elizabeth like that... Though, she was willing to sell her soul for hotness. And kind of dressed a bit slutty. And she made out with you in public, though that one was your fault. Okay, yeah, you could totally see it.

I mean, it wasn't as though I wasn't into it too! Taylor replied, I just wanted to get back to her room first! And nah, it's... The way I said it, it just got her worked up more. And kept her hands where they should be.

Wait... She said Elizabeth was "subby", and the way she phrased things now... Oh, that was totally a sex thing, wasn't it? Somehow, you'd always thought of Taylor as vanilla, but maybe she was kinkier than you thought.

Oh, you sly woman you, leading her on like that! You joke, prying a bit, All part of your evil plan to get her in bed :) .

Hey, that's the entire point of a date! Taylor retorts, Plus, I wanted to see if her demon tips really worked.

Demon tips? You ask, confused, Is that some kind of sex toy, or?...

The flashing ellipses appear and disappear several times as Taylor apparently keeps rewriting her response.

The, um, tips that Ms. Devlin told her while she watched you have sex. She finally finishes, I didn't want to give her time to forget the lessons.

...Ooooh. Right. Little nerd girl really had taken a lot of notes in there. It wasn't just some kind of weird play? She really had been studying?

...Honestly, you weren't really sure whether you should find that hilarious, creepy, or... Hot? You shake your head, not wanting to investigate that rabbit hole.

...Glad I could help? You reply.

...No, that was kind of awkward, wasn't it? You didn't want to make Taylor feel bad over this.

I hope the tips paid off :P . You continue, How was she?

...No, wait, that was definitely over the line, wasn't it? Damn, but it's too late to take back.

The ellipses appear and disappear again... Damn, you'd probably made things really embarrassing for Taylor, didn't you? Some people might be frank about these things, but they weren't either of you... Right?

I don't exactly have anyone to compare to, but I really enjoyed it, She finally answered, Definitely better than solo. Ms. Devlin's tips didn't really work out that well for me, though.

Really? You ask, Ashley's super good in bed, though...

As soon as you hit send, you realize what you said, and start blushing furiously.

For you, sure. She typed, But we're not identical down there, you know? What works for you doesn't necessarily work for me, and Ms. Devlin's literally a creature made for sex. She could probably do some totally freaky play and make you love it.

You're about to start typing in reply, when she keeps going on.

Well, she was right on with the breast stuff, I guess. Taylor types, But her oral's more like teasing. I needed to get Elizabeth fingering me deep before it was satisfying at all... Though even that wasn't anywhere near as good as her strapon! Elizabeth joked that we should try fisting next, but I think maybe I should give it a try after all. Though I think she'd prefer to be on the receiving end.

...Woah. You, uh, hadn't expected her to go... Into that kind of detail. You're half-shocked and red as a beet, but... You want to be a supportive friend, right? And... It's not as though you hate reading about this...

Hey, no fair that fingering works for you but not for me >:( ! You reply, I'm the straight one here, so I should be the one getting off on having things put in me!

Hey, being a lesbian means I get to get off in all kinds of ways :P ! Taylor typed back, It's fair compensation for the shallow dating pool. If you want good sex, come and join us :P .

Hey, you two had your chance with me. You reply, Coulda just dragged me away after I came out of Ashley's office, but you had to be all responsible and respectful instead :P .

...And after a half beat, you realize she probably meant "Join us as a lesbian" instead of "Join us in a threesome". Ah, well, the joke works regardless, right?

The ellipses appear and disappear as Taylor struggles for a response... Hm, maybe the joke didn't work as well as you thought? You were about to apologize, when Taylor finally replies.

Welll, you DID kind of make out with my girlfriend, you know >:( . Taylor typed, No fair that the two of you got a taste when I didn't! Now, both you and her have twice as much kissing experience as I do. You should totally make it up to me next time you come out of her office.

You're about to type up a response when... You stop yourself. You'd been about to tell her to go for it, but that would really be crossing a line, wouldn't it? It's one thing to joke around about your condition when you feel so close to a cure and are busy being happy for Taylor, but... Jokingly accepting her proposal would make things weird and awkward for her. Such offers were made to be declined, and going off-script would leave her wondering if she needed to take it back, and how to do so gracefully.

Sorry, totally straight girl here :P . You answer, ...A few hours otherwise each day totally doesn't count, you know! Still, keep on being all happy and fulfilled over there, and maybe I'll regret that. Totally need to lose my V-card as well.

Though, you knew it wouldn't be that hard. If you really cared, you could just go to some frat party or something... But you'd rather be with someone who you at least liked a little. You didn't need true love or anything, but a decent couple of dates? You didn't think that was too much to ask for. At least it looked like Wyatt could be that someone, if he ever asked you out.

Uh, Maya? Taylor typed, You totally did, though?

Say what now?

...Have I been sleep-sexing or something? You reply, Because I think you should totally have mentioned that if I had?

You and Ms. Devlin? She typed again, That totally counts, you know?

...Wait, no. That totally wasn't the same, was it? You were going to lose your virginity to a guy one day. You were straight, so what you were doing with Ms. Devlin didn't count. It wasn't sex, it was just... Getting evidence to get her fired. For having sex with a student.

...Damn it. This logic wasn't processing correctly.

Hey, straight girls can have sex with all the women they want, and it doesn't count! You mulishly type, Sex only counts if it's with someone of the proper orientation! Otherwise, it's just an unusual mistake.

Uh-huh, sure, Taylor immediately answers, You're totally gal-palling this then, eh?

More like femme-fataling-and-extorting, but yes. You reply, Losing my virginity was totally not on the table when I signed up for this!

Whatever you say, straight girl :P . Taylor answered, Just so long as you're not claiming I'm still a virgin :) . Because my night totally disagrees with you!

Lol. You type, glad you didn't offend her, Like I said, it totally counts for you, notably-less-than-straight girl :P .

Welp, this totally-less-than-straight girl is going to get some shut-eye, then :) . Taylor types, Elizabeth really wore me out, but I wanted to squee to you a bit first.

Squeeing over your girlfriend accomplished, girlfriend :) . You reply, Now go and chase her down in your dreams, and make her squeal some more :) .

Taylor shoots you one last " ;) ", and logs off. Glancing at the clock... You decide to do the same. You'd totally lost your place in your research, and you probably shouldn't let your sleep get too topsy-turvy.