Actually, let's see what happens

If she had been a stranger, Lucas would have intervened right away. He knew Audrey, though, and some perverse impulse made him decide to wait and see what would happen. He didn't have long to wait.

Audrey stopped in her tracks when she spotted Eldrin. Eldrin's eyes went wide when he realized he had been caught, his cheeks flushing red with shame and his hands flying to cover his groin.

"Well, hello," Audrey began, a coy smile on her lips as her eyes took in Eldrin's naked body. "You appear to have lost something."

"I-I..." Eldrin stammered. His eyes darted to the side, as if looking for an escape route.

Audrey giggled. "Why so embarrassed? You stripped naked in an alley, the least you can do is show me yourself. Go on."

A trace of command crept into her voice, the same one she used on the newer barmaids. Lucas was pleased to note it worked just as well on Eldrin as it did on them, because his hands dropped back down by his side.

She must've given him a meaningful look, because he gulped, and continued the movement, putting his arms behind his back once more.

"See, that's better, isn't it?" She said teasingly. "Oh my, you're all stiff. Does it excite you to expose yourself to strangers like this? How old are you?"

"I-I... I'm eighteen, miss", Eldrin mumbled.

"Oh, very polite. 'Miss', I do like the sound of that."

He looked down at the ground, blushing furiously.

"Tell me, do you like men or women?"

Silence. She stepped closer until she stood right in front of him. She gently lifted his chin up to make him look her in the eyes.

"I'll take that horrified confusion to mean 'both', then", she giggled.

Lucas had been watching the exchange. He was used to her quick wit, but Eldrin was clearly completely out of his depth, and the fact that he was naked certainly didn't help his confidence. It was time to rescue him, before he died of humiliation. He crossed the street, looking both ways to make sure there were no eyes to follow him into Eldrin's alley.

Eldrin breathed a sigh of relief when he saw him. "Lucas! I... um..."

Audrey turned to face him, grinning as if his arrival hadn't surprised her at all. "Well, well, look what the cat dragged in."

"Hello, Audrey."

She inclined her head towards Eldrin. "I take it you two know each other? Do you usually make your Elf toys strip naked in the street, Lucas?"

Lucas couldn't help but smile. "Sometimes. Jealous?"

Eldrin's face became even redder than it already was, if that was even possible.

"I always knew you were a pervert."

Lucas raised an eyebrow. "Look who's talking."

She looked him up and down, her grin not wavering. "So, what, you're going to fuck him now? Can I watch?"

Eldrin's eyes widened and he looked at Lucas pleadingly.

"Hm," Lucas said. "Could you give the two of us a minute alone?"

Her eyebrows rose in surprise at his suddenly serious tone, but then she smiled playfully. "Sure, I'll keep an eye out. Don't make me wait too long, though."

She moved to the entrance of the alley, her back towards them. Lucas knew she would be able to hear every word, but he figured the appearance of privacy would do Eldrin good.

He hadn't moved from his spot, frozen with trepidation. He hadn't even had the state of mind to hide his prick behind his hands again.

Lucas crouched in front of him, taking his arms and moving them in front of his torso.

"Are you all right?" he asked, speaking softly. "I hope Audrey didn't scare you too much."

Surprisingly, Eldrin nodded. "Yeah... I'm fine."

Lucas cocked his head, his mouth quirking into a half-smile. "Really?"

Eldrin took a deep breath. "Y-yeah, I think so."

Lucas took Eldrin's shoulders and looked him in the eye.

"Do you trust me?" he asked seriously.

"Yes," Eldrin said, without hesitation.

"I'm going to ask her to come along."

Eldrin was quiet for a moment, then his eyes met Lucas'. "H-have the two of you ever...?"

"...Slept together? No."

Eldrin nodded again. "All right, then."

Lucas patted his shoulders. "Put your dress on. I'll go talk to her."

They got to their feet, Eldrin moving towards his pack and Lucas making his way over to Audrey.

"Interested?" he asked, knowing full well she'd listened in.

"Maybe."

Lucas shot her a look, saying nothing.

"What is this, exactly? What are w—"

Her gaze went past his head, towards where he knew Eldrin was getting into his dress, her eyes growing large. "Oh."

Her expression shifted from surprise to thoughtfulness. Lucas could almost see the gears turning in her head.

"Oh," she said again, turning back to Lucas. "I see. You want a female role model, I guess? Someone to tell him how to act and what to do? What makes you think I'd be interested in that kind of thing?"

"I could pay you—"

"Do I look like a whore to you?" She demanded, an edge of anger in her voice.