Action Hank

“That's alright Little Hank. It doesn't matter if you have the beard on the outside, as long as you got the beard on the inside.”

—Action Hank

Action Hank is a heroic crime fighter and a television action hero. He is essentially a parody of several popular action shows/movies or action stars from the 70's and 80's, all rolled up into one. These include: Chuck Norris, Mr. T, G.I. Joe, Shaft and Rambo. Along with Major Glory and Albert Einstein, he is idolized by Dexter .Action Hank is a muscular black man with an impenetrable black beard, which he uses to deflect various projectiles. He wears tiger print pants, a red belt with a belt buckle in the shape of an "H", a sweaty gray tank-top, and black boots. He also has a tattoo of a black panther head on his left arm.