According to the news, Yes

Tonight, on WOAK 6 News:

A fire burns down a home near Godstown...

Mrs. Hannah Hostetler, resident: We lost everything.

The Oak County Sheriff's Department begins enforcing a new curfew policy...

Sheriff David Jones, Sheriff of Oak County: Certain recent events have made us rethink our policy toward underage children outdoors at night, especially in the residential areas.

...and more. But first, our top story...

Stephen Ryan: Good evening, I'm Steve Ryan.

Daisy Gutiérrez: and I'm Daisy Gutiérrez. We begin with our top story tonight: Erection Dependence. Many of you have heard of this terrible disease that affects as many as one out of every 100,000 people. Most die at an early age, their illness unexplained and untreated, but some, like local resident John Doe, seen here in this file photo, are treated and given a new lease on life. Jamie Wu-Ryan has more.

Jamie Wu-Ryan: Thanks, Daisy. I'm standing here outside of Doe Insurance Brokers in the middle of suburban Oak Valley, the local business run by John J. Doe, the aforementioned three-hourer or Erection Dependent Person. Earlier today, I spoke with his secretary, Tina Fuentes...

Three hours earlier...

Tina Fuentes frowned as she attempted to hang a nude photo of your daughter on the wall. She had seen the videos of you fucking her, and was well-aware of many of your activities over the weekend due to a Reddit community that followed three-hour affairs in local communities. It was popular amongst the high school kids to post news of your fucking them, or those nearby. The Abagnale twins especially had set up a livestream pointing at your house that you had not been aware of.

Tina knew somewhat of your expanded sexual requests since the prognosis, and was fully expecting you to fuck her at the first opportunity. She had had sex with men before, but it had been many years, and left a sour taste on her mouth. Or salty, actually.

Due to your already-legendary interest in virgins, however, Tina knew she would be unable to provide in that regard. However, Tina's wife Michelle was a lifelong lesbian, never even accepting a man's less-than-friendly touch.

Both Tina and Michelle were lipstick lesbians, making themselves pretty for each other and, occasionally, other women, although that had subsided since adopting two children and devoting themselves to married life.

But Tina had told Michelle that they were going to fuck you and Michelle agreed. Michelle's brother helped deliver a bed and some sex toys to your office, and Tina had set about putting up some naked and pornographic pictures of themselves, and people you loved, around the office. The goal was to make it a sex-friendly place, where you could fuck her or the clients without a moment's hesitation.

Tina was wearing her normal business attire, but with a short skirt sans underwear, and going braless under her gray business shirt. She left the top buttons open to expose her cleavage. Michelle wore a see-through nightie brought especially for this occasion.

The door opened as Jamie Wu-Ryan from the local news station came in. "You must be Tina," she said warmly as she introduced herself to the couple. Jamie and a male producer had contacted Tina about a story on you yesterday after a couple fruitless efforts to contact you failed. Yout first day back to work might be of interest to local viewers, as well as covering how you cope with needing sex in everyday situations.

The rules of the telecast were simply laid out. The FCC had decreed that sexual situations were permissible to be shown and discussed when describing a medical situation. It was deemed helpful to normalize the behavior to be expected of you in the eyes of the local community. Only a mild Viewer's Discretion warning would be shown at the beginning of the newscast.

Additionally, certain swear words (specifically, fuck, cunt, bitch, whore, dick, cock, jizz, cum) would be agreeable when related to sexual activity. Alot of allowances had been made to showcase your disease accurately, but you were still forbidden to turn the local news into a porno. The cameraman was under strict instruction to keep insertion shots to a minimum, and try to have you creampie within your partner rather than cumming on her face.

The cameraman focused on Tina and Michelle as they sat down for a brief interview, to be aired later. Michelle's nipples were clearly visible through her sheer nightie, but no attempt was made to cover them. They would be ratings gold, thought one scrupulous producer, although most just accepted it as good reporting.

Tina described her work relationship with you, her personal feelings about having to fuck you ("part of the job" but still an "interesting new dynamic"). Michelle was mostly quiet, demure despite her exposed state. As in life, she deferred to Tina in most situations.

The sound of you squealing your tires as you broke hard in Leigh's Domino's car cut the interview short. "What the fuck?" you say as you stumble into work. Agnes was on one arm, supporting you as you had been drinking, celebrating after fucking your sister earlier this morning. You had ripped off Agnes's slutty shirt, and she was now topless.

"John!" Tina greeted you in surprise. "You're drunk. Maybe we should postpone the work day."

"I'm fine," you say, peeling away from Agnes's grip and grabbing Tina. "I'm going to fucking fuck you!" you say, passionately kissing Tina and paying no heed to Tina's wife or the camera crew taking up office space.

After a while, Michelle had prepared you coffee and News Reporter Jamie Wu-Ryan had given you an explanation for her presence. She then, with little prompting, stripped out of her outfit and was now giving you a blowjob being recorded for tonight's broadcast.

"Up," you simply said to the Asian-American news lady as you were nearing completion. She did, as the cameraman panned around his boss. You guided her to the desk, ignoring the bed that Tina had installed nearby.

Your hands wandered her body, squeezing her handful breasts, probing into her well-trimmed vagina. She definitely knew she would be seen, in full, on tonight's broadcast, and had cleaned herself up appropriately. You, on the other hand, had smelled of the whiskey you drank while driving over here, and the sex you had performed on both Dana and Agnes.

You looked at the camera annoyingly, knowing that it was capturing a bad side of you, but was soon ignoring it as Jamie somehow produced a microphone. "Mr. Doe," she asked, the microphone in your face as your erect cock entered her pussy. "We hear you've, ugh, been... having sex with your sister? Oh, God. Would that be State Congresswoman Caitlin Doe? Oh, dear lord!"

"No, just my sister Dana. I haven't fucked Caitlin yet. I did fuck my daughter Julie and my mother Erin." You didn't care anymore about covering up your incestuous activities. No one else seemed to be bothered by it in this topsy-turvy world. "Is it okay if I cum inside you and give you a baby?" you ask, rhetorically. She doesn't respond. Instead, she's dropped the microphone and the camera gets a good view of her face as you release your seed and she reacts in ecstasy.

Fucking a reporter was fun, and this is only the second time you've had sex with someone on television. Time for some sexual harassment.