About time!

She looked away. "I don't exactly know how. Like I didn't think I wanted to have sex, but obviously that wish affected me. Unless you lied about the wish or Aqua perverted it further than she should have. Even if I don't understand, it appears I on some way want sex."

"Perhaps a wish to be able to look past your own inhibitions to know your own desires better would help?" Kazuma suggested.

"Magic that isn't explosion based is dumb," she said with a pout.

"Oi, just because you have your own style, doesn't mean others are without merit," he snorted. "Besides, you kind of render yourself useless after one measley shot."

"Because anything less would be an insult to the glory that is the explosion!" she said, perking up. "One blast, that is unrivaled. That is what it means to explode."

"You apparently want your orgasms the same way," he teased. "But seriously, there are some problems you just can't solve by blowing them up."

She blushed. "Can orgasms even be like that? I don't exactly have much experience," she paused and punched his chest, it was soft given her near inability to move. "If an explosion can't solve the problem, then you simply need a bigger explosion! You big dummy!"

"Oh really? How about having a place to live? You gonna blow that problem up too?" Kazuma snorted. "Or how about something you want to keep alive, but is unruly, so you need something less **** to subdue them? Not every problem is a nail that can be solved with a hammer."

"You are a butthead! Aren't guys supposed to agree with girls! Especially if they are considering sex!" she shouted.

"There's only so much crazy that rule can apply to," he snorted. As good as he was surprisingly finding himself with giving rizz, he found a bit of the belligerence between himself and Megumin to be appealing. A variety of relationships? Yes please!

"What! I'm not crazy! Not like you nymphos at least," Megumin replied, pouting.

"You're practically a terrorist waiting to happen," he snorted.

"...the heck's a terrorist? Is that a good thing?"

"Not exactly. They're people who blow shit up to scare people in order to fulfill some kind of cause," he replied. "Collateral damage is basically the point with them though."

"That's dumb, I don't need a reason to blow shit up. That is counter to the nature of the explosion! The explosion just wants to exist!" Megumin shouted. "Okay, so... I am thinking. If I want to be a true master of explosions. Maybe I should learn the other kind. The... you know."

He chuckled. "Well, of sex magic leads to that kind of explosion, you willing to not call it dumb?"

"Hmm, I suppose. I would be willing to try. But no like sex stuff yet. Just I want to feel the pinnacle of that explosion!" she said excitedly. "Okay?"

"Fine, I'll wish for Aqua to make it so you feel everything at once at orgasm from now on, and you can handle the rest yourself," he shrugged.

"From now on!" Megumin said with worried eyes. "I'd rather my bodily reality not be permanently altered before I have sampled this concept!"

"Okay, okay, then, uh, how about just the next time you masturbate to orgasm?" he suggested.

"Hmm. Okay. I can agree to that" she said.

He nodded as they exited the treeline and reached town again.

"You hungry?" He asked. Curious if they should stop for anything before returning to the madness that was bound to be their room at the inn.

"No, I ate before we left... Let's go back to the castle and try to blow it up again tomorrow," she murmured.

He sighed. "Alright, fine. Guess this will be what we're doing until that Demon King General is gone..."

"Is that a problem, buster?" she asked looking at him with judging eyes.

"Nope, but you better start paying me for the hassle," he quipped as they returned to the Guild and the conjoined inn.

"Hey Aqua. I wish Megumin would experience the best possible explosive orgasm th-"

"Hell yea! Wish granted!" Aqua snapped her fingers.