About Our Team

Bartley Bing, Founder, President, and CEO of Bartley Bing's Training Emporium is a true polymath. An entrepreneur, psychologist, and computer programmer, he developed the company's foundational technology to address some pressing needs in his personal life. That was fifteen years ago, and although he prefers to keep his past somewhat obscure, he now spends his time on St. Abbondanza, his private island in the Caribbean, where the company is headquartered.

Janet Bing, COO of Bartley Bing's Training Emporium, has been with the company since the beginning. Bartley's wife, she holds an MBA from Wharton and a PhD in Engineering from MIT. She's an avid cyclist and runner. She's not just the CEO of the Emporium, but also a happy client who proudly personifies the Stepford Lifestyle Package.

Kate Pearson, Chief Engineer, joined the company eight years ago. A graduate of Stanford, she oversees new product development and quality control. By her own account, she loves "the three S's": swimming, skiing, and semen. She lives with Bartley and Janet along with their staff and assorted friends and pets on the island.