ARRIVING AT TODD'S

When he gets home, on a whim he writes 'Emma Watson will pay me a visit at 2 AM, she'll get out of bed, put sneakers and a coat on and drive here so I can fuck the British slut's holes...Emma will be in a trance and will be unaware of what she's doing, also her thighs will lengthen three inches....AND SHE WILL CALL ME MASTER, BONNIE WRIGHT ALSO, I'LL WRITE WHEN SHE ARRIVES LATER ON'.

Tossing the notebook on the couch he says "yeah like that's really going to happen" going to bed. At precisely 2 AM his doorbell rings, answering the door he sees his obsession standing there...eyes glazed over and staring straight ahead.